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<b>[news anchor on radio]
The news never ends.</b>

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<b>This is 1080 GCR.</b>

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<b>You get all the news you
need, all day long.</b>

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<b>Good morning.</b>

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<b>It's 42 degrees at 10:30 on this
Thursday, October 15th.</b></font>

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<b>I'm Stan L.
Brooks, and here's what's happening.</b>

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<b>It's day 18
of the garbage strike,</b>

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<b>with 10,000 tons of garbage
piling up every day.</b>

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<b>Even the nicest sections
of the city</b>

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<b>Health Commissioner
Edward O'Rourke is</b>

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<b>declaring a city-wide
state of emergency</b>

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<b>for the first time in decades.</b>

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<b>[O'Rourke] There's no need
to wait until somebody dies</b>

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with typhoid fever.</b>

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<b>It's already
a serious situation.</b>

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<b>[news anchor] It's
something that affects</b>

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<b>almost everyone
in the city,</b>

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<b>no matter who they are
or where they live.</b>

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down no one avenue</b>

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<b>without seeing nothing
but garbage and rats.</b>

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<b>[man 2] It's starting to
affect my business</b>

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<b>when customers
can't get in here</b>

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<b>because of
the garbage situation.</b>

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that long to smell it,</b>

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<b>but I think to look at
it, it's terrible.</b>

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<b>[man 3] It don't
affect me except</b>

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<b>for the very bad
smell here.</b>

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<b>It's horrific.</b>

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<b>I've been in this country
for 50 years,</b>

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<b>and I've never seen
anything like it.</b>

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<b>What is this world
coming to?</b>

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<b>[man 4] Put 'em
in a room,</b>

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until they get it over with.</b>

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<b>24 hours, 48 hours,
how long it takes.</b>

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<b>[man 5] The idea of the
National Guard moving in</b>

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<b>and cleaning up
is a good idea.</b>

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<b>[news anchor] In other news,</b>

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and landlords today</b>

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<b>expressed concern
over the latest</b>

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<b>increase in
heating oil prices.</b>

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<b>Renters in the metro area</b>

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<b>are certain to
feel the pinch...</b>

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<b>[upbeat music
playing on piano]</b>

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<b>[people chattering
and yelling]</b>

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<b>[car horns honking]</b>

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<b>[boy 1] Yo, what's up
with your shoes, bro?</b>

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<b>[boy 1] If you're gonna be a
clown, at least you could be</b>

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<b>a good one.
You know that, right?</b>

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<b>- [Arthur] Hey! Hey!
- [boy 3] Grab it!</b>

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<b>[boy 4] Go, go, go!</b>

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<b>[boy 2] He's coming!</b>

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<b>Come on, clown, let's go!
We've got the sign.</b>

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<b>- [boy 2] Look at him running.
- [boy 1] Let's go!</b>

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<b>Stop them!</b>

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Watch the car, watch the car!</b>

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<b>- [horns honking]
- [laughs mockingly]</b>

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<b>[boy 1] Where's
your sign, clown?</b>

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<b>- [driver] Hey!
- [yelps]</b>

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<b>[horns honking]</b>

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<b>[boy 1] Go, clown!
Come on!</b>

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<b>Stop them!</b>

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<b>[boys shouting]</b>

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<b>Go! Come on!</b>

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<b>[Arthur] Stop them!</b>

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<b>Hey!</b>

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<b>You fucking...</b>

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<b>[continues panting]</b>

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<b>- [groans]
- [boy 2] Oh, shit! Good hit.</b>

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<b>[boy 1] Come on!
Beat his ass up.</b>

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He can't do nothing.</b>

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<b>Harder! Harder!</b>

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<b>Beat him up.
Take his stuff.</b>

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<b>Let's go, let's go!
Come on. Let's go!</b>

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<b>[breathing heavily]</b>

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<b>[labored breathing]</b>

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<b>[strained laughing]</b>

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<b>[clears throat]</b>

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<b>[continues laughing]</b>

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<b>Ha!</b>

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<b>[laughing]</b>

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<b>[wheezes]</b>

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<b>[grunts]</b>

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<b>[laughing]</b>

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<b>[wheezes]</b>

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<b>[clears throat]</b>

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<b>[Arthur chuckles]</b>

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<b>[Arthur sniffles]</b>

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<b>Is it just me,</b>

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<b>or is it getting
crazier out there?</b>

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<b>- It is certainly tense.
- Hmm</b>

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<b>They're struggling.
Looking for work.</b>

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<b>These are tough times.</b>

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<b>[exhales]</b>

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<b>How about you?</b>

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<b>Have you been keeping
up with your journal?</b>

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<b>Great.</b>

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<b>Did you bring it
with you?</b>

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<b>Arthur.</b>

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<b>Last time,
I asked you to bring your journal</b>

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<b>with you
for these appointments.</b>

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<b>I've been using it as a journal,</b>

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<b>but also
as a joke diary.</b>

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<b>Funny thoughts
or observations.</b>

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<b>I think
I told you</b>

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<b>I'm pursuing a career
in stand-up comedy.</b></font>

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<b>No, you didn't.</b>

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<b>I think I did.</b>

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<b>"I just hope my death makes
more sense than my life."</b>

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<b>[laughs]</b>

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<b>How does it feel to
have to come here?</b>

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someone to talk to?</b>

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<b>I think
I felt better</b>

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<b>when I was locked
up in the hospital.</b>

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<b>And have you
thought more about</b>

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<b>why you were
locked up?</b>

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<b>Who knows?</b>

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<b>I was wondering if you
could ask the doctor</b>

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<b>to increase
my medication.</b>

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<b>Arthur, you're on
seven different medications.</b>

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<b>Surely,
they must be doing something.</b></font>

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<b>I just don't want to
feel so bad anymore.</b>

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<b>[gasps]</b>

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<b>[laughing]</b>

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<b>Would you please
stop bothering my kid?</b>

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<b>I wasn't bothering him.
I was...</b>

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<b>[Arthur laughing]</b>

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<b>What?
You think that's funny?</b>

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<b>[continues laughing]</b>

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<b>[gagging]</b>

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<b>I'm sorry. I have a...
[laughing]</b>

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[continues laughing]</b>

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<b>[woman exhales]</b>

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<b>[Arthur continues laughing]</b>

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<b>[music playing]</b>

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<b>[exhales]</b>

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<b>[Penny] Happy,
did you check the mail</b>

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<b>Yeah, Mom.</b>

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<b>Nothing.</b>

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<b>[news anchor 1 on TV]
And finally, tonight,</b>

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<b>just when you thought
it couldn't get any worse...</b>

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<b>the city is under siege
by scores of rats.</b>

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<b>And not just any rats,</b>

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<b>but super rats,
who are hard to kill.</b>

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<b>He must not be
getting my letters.</b>

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<b>It's Thomas Wayne,
Mom.</b>

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<b>He's a busy man.</b>

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<b>Please. I worked for
that family for years.</b>

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<b>The least he could do
is write back.</b>

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<b>Here. Don't get all worked up.
Eat.</b></font>

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<b>You need to eat.</b>

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<b>You need to eat.
Look how skinny you are.</b>

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<b>[clears throat]</b>

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<b>[news anchor 1] Both victims
were taken to Gotham General.</b>

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<b>[news anchor 2]
Sounds like</b>

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find the Pied Piper.</b>

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<b>He'll make a great mayor.
Everybody says so.</b>

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<b>Oh, yeah. Everybody who?
Who do you talk to?</b>

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<b>Well, everybody
on the news.</b>

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<b>He's the only one who
could save the city.</b>

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<b>- [theme music playing]
- Come sit. It's starting.</b>

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<b>Yay, Murray.</b>

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<b>[announcer on TV] From NCB
Studios in Gotham City,</b>

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<b>it's Live with
Murray Franklin!</b>

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Sandra Winger...</b>

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<b>Oh, Sandra Winger's on.</b>

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<b>...and the piano stylings
of Yeldon and Chantel.</b>

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<b>Joining Murray,
as always,</b>

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<b>Ellis Drane
and his jazz orchestra.</b>

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without further ado,</b>

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<b>Murray Franklin.</b>

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<b>- [upbeat jazz music playing]
- [audience cheering]</b>

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<b>- [music ends]
- [audience cheering loudly]</b>

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<b>- Thank you.
- [Arthur cheering]</b>

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<b>We got a great-looking
audience tonight.</b>

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<b>Yeah!</b>

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<b>Wow. Thank you.
Thank you.</b>

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<b>Thank you.</b>

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<b>So, everybody's heard
about the super rats that</b>

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- [audience] Yeah.</b>

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<b>Well, today,
the mayor said he has a solution.</b>

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<b>You ready for this?</b>

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<b>Super cats.</b>

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<b>[all laughing]</b>

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I mean, these rats are...</b>

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<b>[Arthur] I love you,
Murray!</b>

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<b>[audience chuckling]</b>

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<b>I love you, too.</b>

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<b>[all laughing]</b>

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<b>Hey, Bobby,
would you put the lights on?</b></font>

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<b>Who is that?</b>

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<b>Was that you?
You wanna stand up, please?</b>

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<b>Stand up for me.</b>

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<b>Go ahead.</b>

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<b>What's your name?</b>

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<b>- Arthur?
- My name's Arthur.</b>

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<b>Oh, okay. Well,
there's something special about you,</b>

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<b>Arthur, I could tell.</b>

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<b>Where are you from?</b>

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in the city</b>

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<b>- with my [stammers] mother.
- [audience laughing]</b>

223
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<b>[Murray] Okay, hold on. Hold on.</b>

224
00:13:36,449 --> 00:13:38,217
<b>There's nothing funny
about that.</b>

225
00:13:38,284 --> 00:13:40,320
<b>I lived with my mother before I made it.
Just me and her.</b></font>

226
00:13:40,386 --> 00:13:43,289
<b>I'm that kid whose father went
out for a pack of cigarettes,</b>

227
00:13:43,356 --> 00:13:44,558
<b>and he never
came back.</b>

228
00:13:44,625 --> 00:13:45,892
<b>[audience] Aww.</b>

229
00:13:45,958 --> 00:13:47,594
<b>[Arthur] I know
what that's like, Murray.</b>

230
00:13:47,661 --> 00:13:50,363
<b>I've been the man of the house
for as long as I can remember.</b></font>

231
00:13:50,430 --> 00:13:52,432
<b>I take good care
of my mother.</b>

232
00:13:56,369 --> 00:13:59,573
<b>All that sacrifice,
she must love you very much.</b>

233
00:13:59,640 --> 00:14:01,307
<b>She does.</b>

234
00:14:01,374 --> 00:14:05,278
<b>She always tells me to smile
and put on a happy face.</b>

235
00:14:05,345 --> 00:14:08,047
<b>She says I was put here to
spread joy and laughter.</b></font>

236
00:14:08,114 --> 00:14:09,882
<b>[audience] Aww.</b>

237
00:14:12,185 --> 00:14:13,186
<b>Wow.</b>

238
00:14:15,589 --> 00:14:18,458
<b>I like that. I like that a lot.
Come on down.</b>

239
00:14:18,525 --> 00:14:21,461
<b>Come on.
For that, you gotta come down.</b>

240
00:14:21,528 --> 00:14:23,062
<b>- [audience cheering]
- Come on! Come on.</b>

241
00:14:23,129 --> 00:14:24,931
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="

242
00:14:31,237 --> 00:14:32,238
<b>Come on.</b>

243
00:14:40,748 --> 00:14:42,448
<b>[audience cheering loudly]</b>

244
00:14:47,253 --> 00:14:49,690
<b>Okay, we got a big show tonight.
Stay tuned.</b>

245
00:14:49,757 --> 00:14:52,125
<b>We'll be right back.</b>

246
00:14:52,191 --> 00:14:53,694
<b>That was great, Arthur.
Thank you.</b></font>

247
00:14:53,761 --> 00:14:55,729
<b>I mean, I loved hearing
what you had to say.</b>

248
00:14:55,796 --> 00:14:57,029
<b>It made my day.</b>

249
00:14:57,096 --> 00:14:58,532
<b>Thanks, Murray.</b>

250
00:14:58,599 --> 00:15:00,333
<b>You see all this,
the lights, the show,</b>

251
00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:01,901
<b>the audience,
all that stuff?</b>

252
00:15:01,968 --> 00:15:03,102
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="
in a heartbeat</b>

253
00:15:03,169 --> 00:15:04,505
<b>to have a kid
like you.</b>

254
00:15:21,487 --> 00:15:23,389
<b>[stretching shoe]</b>

255
00:15:34,835 --> 00:15:36,637
<b>- [indistinct chattering]
- [music playing on radio]</b>

256
00:15:43,644 --> 00:15:44,645
<b>[sighs]</b>

257
00:15:46,780 --> 00:15:48,948
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="
- Hey, Randall. What's up?</b>

258
00:15:49,015 --> 00:15:50,818
<b>Another day
in chuckle town.</b>

259
00:15:50,884 --> 00:15:52,084
<b>[man] Yup.</b>

260
00:15:55,522 --> 00:15:56,590
<b>You okay?</b>

261
00:15:58,357 --> 00:16:01,160
<b>I heard about
the beatdown you took.</b>

262
00:16:01,762 --> 00:16:03,996
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="

263
00:16:04,063 --> 00:16:06,800
<b>It was just a bunch of kids.
I should have left it alone.</b>

264
00:16:06,867 --> 00:16:08,434
<b>No.</b>

265
00:16:08,502 --> 00:16:10,369
<b>They'll take everything
from you if you do that.</b>

266
00:16:10,436 --> 00:16:12,271
<b>All the crazy shit
out there.</b>

267
00:16:12,338 --> 00:16:14,307
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="
- [chuckles]</b>

268
00:16:18,712 --> 00:16:20,146
<b>You know what?</b>

269
00:16:25,351 --> 00:16:26,352
<b>Here.</b>

270
00:16:27,888 --> 00:16:29,590
<b>What is it?</b>

271
00:16:29,656 --> 00:16:30,724
<b>Take it.</b>

272
00:16:31,658 --> 00:16:32,726
<b>It's for you.</b>

273
00:16:35,796 --> 00:16:37,263
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="

274
00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:39,600
<b>[Randall] You gotta
protect yourself out there.</b>

275
00:16:39,666 --> 00:16:41,467
<b>Otherwise,
you're gonna get fucked.</b>

276
00:16:42,970 --> 00:16:44,303
<b>Randall,</b>

277
00:16:45,471 --> 00:16:48,374
<b>I'm not supposed to
have a gun.</b>

278
00:16:49,810 --> 00:16:51,945
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="

279
00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:53,379
<b>No one
has to know.</b>

280
00:16:53,446 --> 00:16:55,883
<b>And you can pay me
back some other time.</b>

281
00:16:55,949 --> 00:16:57,316
<b>You know
you're my boy.</b>

282
00:16:58,084 --> 00:16:59,218
<b>[laughing]</b>

283
00:16:59,285 --> 00:17:00,754
<b>[Gary] Arthur,</b>

284
00:17:00,821 --> 00:17:02,923
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="
see you in his office.</b>

285
00:17:02,990 --> 00:17:05,859
<b>Hey, Gary.
You know what I've always wondered?</b>

286
00:17:05,926 --> 00:17:07,159
<b>No idea.</b>

287
00:17:07,226 --> 00:17:09,028
<b>Do you people call it
miniature golf</b>

288
00:17:09,095 --> 00:17:11,364
<b>or is it just golf
to you?</b>

289
00:17:11,430 --> 00:17:13,065
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="
laughing]</b>

290
00:17:15,669 --> 00:17:17,470
<b>[man] Punch him in the
dick, Gary.</b>

291
00:17:19,105 --> 00:17:21,173
<b>[laughing]</b>

292
00:17:34,287 --> 00:17:36,023
<b>Hello, Hoyt.</b>

293
00:17:36,088 --> 00:17:38,559
<b>Gary said you wanted to see me.</b>

294
00:17:38,625 --> 00:17:41,762
<b>How's the comedy career?
Are you a famous stand-up yet?</b></font>

295
00:17:41,828 --> 00:17:43,062
<b>Not quite.</b>

296
00:17:43,129 --> 00:17:45,164
<b>Just been working
on my material.</b>

297
00:17:45,231 --> 00:17:47,233
<b>No, don't sit.
This'll be quick.</b>

298
00:17:47,300 --> 00:17:48,969
<b>Look,
I like you, Arthur.</b>

299
00:17:49,036 --> 00:17:50,369
<b>You know,
a lot of the guys,</b>

300
00:17:50,436 --> 00:17:51,805
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="
but I like you.</b>

301
00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:55,274
<b>I don't even know
why I like you.</b>

302
00:17:55,341 --> 00:17:57,511
<b>But I got
another complaint.</b>

303
00:17:57,578 --> 00:18:00,479
<b>It's starting to piss me off.
Kenny's Music.</b>

304
00:18:00,547 --> 00:18:02,481
<b>The guy said
you disappeared.</b>

305
00:18:02,549 --> 00:18:04,250
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="
returned his sign.</b>

306
00:18:04,952 --> 00:18:07,020
<b>Because I got jumped.</b>

307
00:18:07,119 --> 00:18:08,922
<b>Didn't you hear?</b>

308
00:18:08,989 --> 00:18:10,657
<b>For a sign?</b>

309
00:18:10,724 --> 00:18:13,125
<b>That's bullshit.
It doesn't even make sense.</b>

310
00:18:13,192 --> 00:18:15,028
<b>Just get him
his sign back.</b></font>

311
00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:17,864
<b>He's going out of business,
for God's sake, Arthur.</b>

312
00:18:17,931 --> 00:18:19,633
<b>Why would
I keep his sign?</b>

313
00:18:19,700 --> 00:18:22,703
<b>How the fuck do I know?
Why does anybody do anything?</b>

314
00:18:23,937 --> 00:18:25,806
<b>If you don't
return the sign,</b>

315
00:18:25,872 --> 00:18:28,307
<b>I gotta take it
out of your paycheck.</b></font>

316
00:18:29,175 --> 00:18:30,476
<b>Are we clear?</b>

317
00:18:31,712 --> 00:18:34,581
<b>Listen,
I'm trying to help you.</b>

318
00:18:34,648 --> 00:18:36,883
<b>Okay? And I'll tell you
something else.</b>

319
00:18:36,950 --> 00:18:38,384
<b>The other guys,</b>

320
00:18:38,451 --> 00:18:40,219
<b>they don't feel comfortable
around you, Arthur,</b>

321
00:18:40,286 --> 00:18:42,288
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="
think you're weird.</b>

322
00:18:42,355 --> 00:18:45,224
<b>Okay? And I can't
have that around me.</b>

323
00:18:45,291 --> 00:18:46,827
<b>[Hoyt continues indistinctly]</b>

324
00:18:51,965 --> 00:18:53,299
<b>[grunting]</b>

325
00:19:26,800 --> 00:19:27,801
<b>[elevator bell dings]</b>

326
00:19:30,103 --> 00:19:31,571
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="

327
00:19:34,708 --> 00:19:36,009
<b>[Sophie] Wait,
wait, wait.</b>

328
00:19:36,076 --> 00:19:37,276
<b>Wait.</b>

329
00:19:40,279 --> 00:19:41,581
<b>Thank you.</b>

330
00:20:01,300 --> 00:20:03,335
<b>[GiGi giggles]</b>

331
00:20:03,402 --> 00:20:06,272
<b>This building is so
awful, isn't it?</b>

332
00:20:07,774 --> 00:20:10,409
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="
awful, right, Mommy?</b>

333
00:20:10,476 --> 00:20:13,080
<b>Yes, we can
hear you, GiGi.</b>

334
00:20:13,146 --> 00:20:16,049
<b>It's so awful,
Mommy.</b>

335
00:20:16,116 --> 00:20:17,117
<b>[imitates gunshot]</b>

336
00:20:17,184 --> 00:20:18,384
<b>Right, Mommy?</b>

337
00:20:23,090 --> 00:20:24,290
<b>[elevator bell dings]</b>

338
00:20:25,959 --> 00:20:27,627
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="
- [GiGi] This building's</b>

339
00:20:27,694 --> 00:20:28,829
<b>- so awful, isn't it?
- Mmm-hmm.</b>

340
00:20:28,895 --> 00:20:31,363
<b>- [baby crying]
- [man shouting]</b>

341
00:20:34,634 --> 00:20:35,635
<b>Hey.</b>

342
00:20:37,170 --> 00:20:38,471
<b>[imitates gunshot]</b>

343
00:20:42,209 --> 00:20:43,409
<b>Come on.</b>

344
00:20:48,648 --> 00:20:51,017
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="

345
00:20:51,852 --> 00:20:53,019
<b>[door closes]</b>

346
00:21:02,529 --> 00:21:03,830
<b>- [Arthur] Look up.
- [Penny] Mmm.</b>

347
00:21:03,897 --> 00:21:05,966
<b>Maybe the mailman's
throwing them away.</b>

348
00:21:06,032 --> 00:21:09,803
<b>Mom, why are these letters
so important to you?</b>

349
00:21:09,870 --> 00:21:11,303
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="
he's gonna do?</b>

350
00:21:11,370 --> 00:21:13,507
<b>He's gonna help us.</b>

351
00:21:13,573 --> 00:21:17,978
<b>But you worked for him,
what, 30 years ago?</b>

352
00:21:18,044 --> 00:21:19,813
<b>Why would
he help us?</b>

353
00:21:19,880 --> 00:21:23,382
<b>Because Thomas Wayne
is a good man.</b>

354
00:21:23,449 --> 00:21:25,986
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="
how we were living,</b>

355
00:21:26,052 --> 00:21:30,857
<b>if he saw this place,
it would make him sick.</b>

356
00:21:30,924 --> 00:21:33,860
<b>I can't explain it to
you any better than that.</b>

357
00:21:35,562 --> 00:21:37,664
<b>I don't want you worrying
about money, Mom.</b>

358
00:21:38,932 --> 00:21:40,332
<b>Or me.</b>

359
00:21:40,399 --> 00:21:41,668
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="

360
00:21:41,735 --> 00:21:45,205
<b>that my stand-up's
ready for the big clubs.</b>

361
00:21:45,272 --> 00:21:48,474
<b>But, Happy, what makes you
think you could do that?</b>

362
00:21:48,542 --> 00:21:51,178
<b>- What do you mean?
- I mean...</b>

363
00:21:51,244 --> 00:21:53,880
<b>Don't you have to be
funny to be a comedian?</b>

364
00:21:55,314 --> 00:21:57,050
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="

365
00:22:31,651 --> 00:22:32,853
<b>[Arthur imitates gunshot]</b>

366
00:22:57,409 --> 00:22:58,812
<b>Hey, what's your name?</b>

367
00:22:59,980 --> 00:23:01,715
<b>Arthur.</b>

368
00:23:01,781 --> 00:23:05,384
<b>Hey, Arthur,
you're a really good dancer.</b>

369
00:23:05,952 --> 00:23:07,554
<b>I know.</b>

370
00:23:07,621 --> 00:23:09,890
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="
Him.</b>

371
00:23:13,560 --> 00:23:15,128
<b>[increases volume]</b>

372
00:23:15,195 --> 00:23:17,396
<b>[Penny] Happy, what was that?
Are you okay?</b>

373
00:23:17,463 --> 00:23:18,965
<b>[Arthur] Mom, what?</b>

374
00:23:19,032 --> 00:23:20,800
<b>[Penny] That noise!
Did you hear that noise?</b>

375
00:23:20,867 --> 00:23:23,336
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="
an old war movie!</b>

376
00:23:23,402 --> 00:23:24,938
<b>[Penny] Turn it down!</b>

377
00:23:25,005 --> 00:23:26,606
<b>- Um...
- [men continue singing]</b>

378
00:23:31,311 --> 00:23:33,213
<b>Sorry, Mom.</b>

379
00:23:33,280 --> 00:23:35,115
<b>[children chattering]</b>

380
00:23:41,221 --> 00:23:42,656
<b>[indistinct conversation]</b>

381
00:23:45,825 --> 00:23:46,927
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="

382
00:24:24,397 --> 00:24:26,099
<b>[indistinct conversation]</b>

383
00:24:32,072 --> 00:24:33,073
<b>[car horn honks]</b>

384
00:24:45,986 --> 00:24:46,987
<b>[car horn honks]</b>

385
00:24:51,291 --> 00:24:53,960
<b>[audience laughing]</b>

386
00:24:54,027 --> 00:24:57,564
<b>It's nice to see these
couples out at my show.</b>

387
00:24:57,630 --> 00:24:59,799
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="
We love to role-play.</b>

388
00:24:59,866 --> 00:25:02,702
<b>- [audience] Ooh!
- Yes, yes, very sexy.</b>

389
00:25:02,769 --> 00:25:04,437
<b>My favorite one
right now is</b>

390
00:25:04,504 --> 00:25:07,474
<b>professor and senior
who really needs</b>

391
00:25:07,540 --> 00:25:08,808
<b>to pass my class
to graduate.</b>

392
00:25:08,875 --> 00:25:09,943
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="

393
00:25:10,010 --> 00:25:11,544
<b>- Yes.
- [audience whooping]</b>

394
00:25:12,712 --> 00:25:14,280
<b>So, I'll tell you
how I operate.</b>

395
00:25:14,347 --> 00:25:15,582
<b>I'm a professor at</b>

396
00:25:15,648 --> 00:25:17,083
<b>a prestigious
New England university...</b>

397
00:25:17,150 --> 00:25:18,585
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="

398
00:25:18,651 --> 00:25:22,455
<b>...and my wife is a senior
in my "Intro To Western Civ."</b>

399
00:25:22,522 --> 00:25:24,424
<b>[audience laughing]</b>

400
00:25:24,491 --> 00:25:26,226
<b>I know. I know.</b>

401
00:25:26,292 --> 00:25:29,929
<b>Why is she a senior in the intro?
I didn't buy it either.</b>

402
00:25:29,996 --> 00:25:32,065
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="
during my office hours.</b>

403
00:25:32,132 --> 00:25:33,233
<b>[Arthur laughing]</b>

404
00:25:33,299 --> 00:25:34,801
<b>It's Monday and Wednesday,
three to five.</b>

405
00:25:34,868 --> 00:25:37,037
<b>She says, "Excuse
me, Professor Lewis."</b>

406
00:25:37,103 --> 00:25:39,305
<b>I can't use my real last
name at this college</b>

407
00:25:39,372 --> 00:25:40,807
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="
don't hire Jews.</b>

408
00:25:40,874 --> 00:25:42,609
<b>[audience laughing]</b>

409
00:25:42,675 --> 00:25:43,877
<b>It's something I'll address</b>

410
00:25:43,943 --> 00:25:46,146
<b>once I have tenure,
but for now...</b>

411
00:25:46,212 --> 00:25:47,981
<b>She says, "Excuse
me, Professor Lewis,</b>

412
00:25:48,048 --> 00:25:49,382
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="
in danger of failing</b>

413
00:25:49,449 --> 00:25:50,683
<b>your 'Intro to Western Civ, '</b>

414
00:25:50,750 --> 00:25:51,918
<b>and I just want
you to know</b>

415
00:25:51,985 --> 00:25:54,287
<b>I'm willing to do
anything to pass."</b>

416
00:25:54,354 --> 00:25:58,691
<b>And I said,
"Anything?" And she said... [moans]</b>

417
00:26:49,476 --> 00:26:50,743
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="

418
00:26:57,650 --> 00:26:58,952
<b>[doorbell buzzing]</b>

419
00:27:04,691 --> 00:27:07,660
<b>- [Arthur] Oh, hey.
- Hey.</b>

420
00:27:07,727 --> 00:27:09,362
<b>Were you following
me today?</b>

421
00:27:12,999 --> 00:27:14,801
<b>Yeah.</b>

422
00:27:16,504 --> 00:27:18,972
<b>I thought
that was you.</b>

423
00:27:19,038 --> 00:27:21,774
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="
in and rob the place.</b>

424
00:27:23,611 --> 00:27:25,111
<b>I have a gun.</b>

425
00:27:25,178 --> 00:27:27,080
<b>I could come
by tomorrow.</b>

426
00:27:28,348 --> 00:27:29,349
<b>[chuckles]</b>

427
00:27:30,450 --> 00:27:32,018
<b>You're so funny, Arthur.</b>

428
00:27:34,220 --> 00:27:35,523
<b>Yeah.</b>

429
00:27:35,589 --> 00:27:38,057
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="
I do stand-up comedy.</b>

430
00:27:38,124 --> 00:27:41,127
<b>You should maybe come
see a show sometime.</b>

431
00:27:41,694 --> 00:27:43,229
<b>I could do that.</b>

432
00:27:43,296 --> 00:27:44,297
<b>Yeah?</b>

433
00:27:44,364 --> 00:27:46,432
<b>Yeah. You'll let me know when?</b>

434
00:27:46,499 --> 00:27:47,700
<b>Yeah.</b>

435
00:27:54,240 --> 00:27:56,610
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="
and you know it</b>

436
00:27:56,676 --> 00:27:57,877
<b>Wiggle your ears</b>

437
00:27:57,944 --> 00:27:59,479
<b>[chorus]
Wiggle your ears</b>

438
00:27:59,547 --> 00:28:01,114
<b>[all]  If you're happy
and you know it</b>

439
00:28:01,181 --> 00:28:02,516
<b>Wiggle your ears</b>

440
00:28:02,583 --> 00:28:04,017
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="

441
00:28:04,083 --> 00:28:05,919
<b>If you're happy
and you know it</b>

442
00:28:05,985 --> 00:28:08,121
<b>And you really
want to show it</b>

443
00:28:08,188 --> 00:28:10,390
<b>If you're happy
and you know it</b>

444
00:28:10,456 --> 00:28:12,825
<b>Wiggle your ears</b>

445
00:28:12,892 --> 00:28:14,861
<b>If you're happy
and you know it</b></font>

446
00:28:14,928 --> 00:28:16,429
<b>Stomp your feet</b>

447
00:28:16,496 --> 00:28:17,931
<b>Stomp your feet</b>

448
00:28:17,997 --> 00:28:19,567
<b>If you're happy
and you know it</b>

449
00:28:19,633 --> 00:28:20,800
<b>Stomp your feet</b>

450
00:28:20,867 --> 00:28:22,302
<b>Stomp your feet</b>

451
00:28:22,368 --> 00:28:24,170
<b>If you're happy
and you know it</b></font>

452
00:28:24,237 --> 00:28:26,406
<b>And you really
want to show it</b>

453
00:28:26,472 --> 00:28:28,775
<b>If you're happy
and you know it</b>

454
00:28:28,841 --> 00:28:31,277
<b>Stomp your feet</b>

455
00:28:31,344 --> 00:28:32,946
<b>If you're happy
and you know it</b>

456
00:28:33,012 --> 00:28:34,615
<b>- [Arthur yelps]
-  Shout "hurray"</b>

457
00:28:34,682 --> 00:28:36,115
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="

458
00:28:36,182 --> 00:28:37,884
<b>If you're happy
and you know it</b>

459
00:28:37,951 --> 00:28:39,352
<b>Shout "hurray"</b>

460
00:28:39,419 --> 00:28:41,054
<b>-  Shout "hurray"
- [child giggles]</b>

461
00:28:41,120 --> 00:28:42,889
<b>If you're happy
and you know it</b>

462
00:28:42,956 --> 00:28:44,190
<b>- [Arthur giggles]
-  And you really want to...</b></font>

463
00:28:44,257 --> 00:28:48,027
<b>Hoyt, please,
I love this job.</b>

464
00:28:48,094 --> 00:28:50,263
<b>Arthur, I need
to know why</b>

465
00:28:50,330 --> 00:28:52,498
<b>you brought a gun
into a kids' hospital.</b>

466
00:28:52,566 --> 00:28:55,802
<b>It's a prop.
It's part of my act now.</b>

467
00:28:55,868 --> 00:28:57,804
<b>That's bullshit.
Bullshit.</b></font>

468
00:28:57,870 --> 00:29:00,641
<b>What kind of clown
carries a fucking gun?</b>

469
00:29:00,708 --> 00:29:02,075
<b>Besides,
Randall told me</b>

470
00:29:02,141 --> 00:29:05,345
<b>you tried to buy a .38
off him last week.</b>

471
00:29:05,411 --> 00:29:06,746
<b>Randall told you that?</b>

472
00:29:06,813 --> 00:29:09,749
<b>You're a fuck-up,
Arthur, and a liar.</b>

473
00:29:09,816 --> 00:29:11,017
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="
- [hangs up]</b>

474
00:29:14,387 --> 00:29:15,388
<b>[dial tone droning]</b>

475
00:29:37,010 --> 00:29:38,144
<b>[announcer on PA]
Jefferson Street.</b>

476
00:29:38,211 --> 00:29:40,013
<b>Next stop, Ninth Ave.</b>

477
00:29:42,616 --> 00:29:44,117
<b>[man 1] I'm telling you,
she wanted my number.</b>

478
00:29:44,183 --> 00:29:45,952
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="

479
00:29:46,019 --> 00:29:48,021
<b>[man 2] You're dreaming, man.
She wasn't interested at all.</b>

480
00:29:48,087 --> 00:29:50,724
<b>[man 1] Are you nuts?
Did you see how close we were dancing?</b>

481
00:29:50,790 --> 00:29:52,058
<b>She was in love.</b>

482
00:29:52,125 --> 00:29:53,661
<b>She couldn't wait to
get away from you.</b>

483
00:29:53,727 --> 00:29:56,162
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="
Tell him what you saw.</b>

484
00:29:58,431 --> 00:30:00,466
<b>[slurring drunkenly] Hey,
you want some French fries?</b>

485
00:30:03,269 --> 00:30:04,937
<b>Hello?</b>

486
00:30:06,039 --> 00:30:07,173
<b>Talking to you.
Hey.</b>

487
00:30:07,240 --> 00:30:09,075
<b>[woman]
No, thank you.</b>

488
00:30:09,710 --> 00:30:11,077
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="

489
00:30:11,844 --> 00:30:13,246
<b>You sure?</b>

490
00:30:14,947 --> 00:30:16,249
<b>They're real good.</b>

491
00:30:18,918 --> 00:30:21,921
<b>Don't ignore him.
He's being nice to you.</b>

492
00:30:22,922 --> 00:30:24,023
<b>Whoo...</b>

493
00:30:24,090 --> 00:30:25,892
<b>[men laughing]</b>

494
00:30:27,795 --> 00:30:29,095
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="

495
00:30:30,496 --> 00:30:31,732
<b>[laughing continues]</b>

496
00:30:31,799 --> 00:30:33,199
<b>[Arthur laughing]</b>

497
00:30:48,716 --> 00:30:50,416
<b>Is something funny,
asshole?</b>

498
00:30:51,752 --> 00:30:53,052
<b>[gasping]</b>

499
00:30:53,119 --> 00:30:54,521
<b>[continues laughing]</b>

500
00:30:54,588 --> 00:30:56,089
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="
- [all jeer]</b>

501
00:30:59,693 --> 00:31:01,160
<b>[men snickering]</b>

502
00:31:02,696 --> 00:31:06,332
<b>Isn't it rich?</b>

503
00:31:06,399 --> 00:31:09,135
<b>-  Are we a pair?
- [men laughing]</b>

504
00:31:11,304 --> 00:31:14,107
<b>Me here at last
on the ground</b>

505
00:31:14,173 --> 00:31:17,243
<b>And you
in mid-air</b>

506
00:31:17,310 --> 00:31:21,114
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="

507
00:31:21,180 --> 00:31:22,949
<b>[Arthur continues laughing]</b>

508
00:31:24,417 --> 00:31:26,452
<b>Isn't it bliss?</b>

509
00:31:27,821 --> 00:31:30,557
<b>Don't you approve?</b>

510
00:31:30,624 --> 00:31:33,025
<b>One who keeps
tearing around</b>

511
00:31:33,092 --> 00:31:36,028
<b>And one who
can't move</b>

512
00:31:36,095 --> 00:31:39,298
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="

513
00:31:39,365 --> 00:31:43,804
<b>There ought
to be clowns</b>

514
00:31:43,871 --> 00:31:45,371
<b>[both laughing]</b>

515
00:31:53,012 --> 00:31:55,948
<b>So, buddy, tell us,
what's so fucking funny?</b>

516
00:31:56,015 --> 00:31:57,917
<b>Nothing. [laughing]</b>

517
00:32:01,755 --> 00:32:03,489
<b>I have...
I have a condition.</b></font>

518
00:32:03,557 --> 00:32:05,726
<b>I'll tell you what you
have, you asshole.</b>

519
00:32:05,793 --> 00:32:07,093
<b>[men] Whoa!</b>

520
00:32:09,262 --> 00:32:11,532
<b>[Arthur] Please, stop!</b>

521
00:32:11,598 --> 00:32:13,667
<b>[groans] We got
a kicker, huh?</b>

522
00:32:13,734 --> 00:32:15,968
<b>Hey, hold him steady.
Hold him steady.</b>

523
00:32:18,171 --> 00:32:20,106
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="

524
00:32:21,107 --> 00:32:22,408
<b>[men grunting
and laughing]</b>

525
00:32:29,917 --> 00:32:31,117
<b>[gunshot]</b>

526
00:32:33,654 --> 00:32:35,388
<b>[screaming]</b>

527
00:32:38,859 --> 00:32:40,426
<b>Hey!
[continues screaming]</b>

528
00:32:42,962 --> 00:32:44,330
<b>[breathing heavily]</b>

529
00:33:00,346 --> 00:33:02,583
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="

530
00:33:02,649 --> 00:33:03,983
<b>[announcer on PA]
Ninth Avenue.</b>

531
00:33:04,050 --> 00:33:05,351
<b>Next stop,
Hunter's Point.</b>

532
00:33:05,418 --> 00:33:06,687
<b>Hey!</b>

533
00:33:12,559 --> 00:33:14,595
<b>Stand clear of
the closing doors.</b>

534
00:33:16,630 --> 00:33:17,764
<b>[man yelping]</b>

535
00:33:28,074 --> 00:33:29,275
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="

536
00:33:30,476 --> 00:33:32,178
<b>[man whimpering]</b>

537
00:33:32,245 --> 00:33:33,714
<b>[breathing heavily]</b>

538
00:33:36,583 --> 00:33:38,050
<b>[man screams]</b>

539
00:33:39,987 --> 00:33:41,187
<b>[gun clicking]</b>

540
00:33:47,961 --> 00:33:49,262
<b>[panting]</b>

541
00:33:51,397 --> 00:33:54,233
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="
- Shit. Shit.</b>

542
00:34:32,104 --> 00:34:33,507
<b>[panting]</b>

543
00:36:13,339 --> 00:36:14,675
<b>[elevator bell dings]</b>

544
00:36:47,574 --> 00:36:49,609
<b>[man 1] I read it was
a guy in full makeup.</b>

545
00:36:49,676 --> 00:36:52,112
<b>[man 2] No,
it says right here it was a mask.</b>

546
00:36:52,179 --> 00:36:54,548
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="
I think it's good for business.</b>

547
00:36:54,614 --> 00:36:57,150
<b>They got clowns on the
front of every newspaper.</b>

548
00:36:57,216 --> 00:36:58,652
<b>Big man,
what's the good word?</b>

549
00:36:58,719 --> 00:36:59,853
<b>[Gary] Hey.</b>

550
00:36:59,920 --> 00:37:02,589
<b>["My Name Is Carnival"
playing on radio]</b>

551
00:37:02,656 --> 00:37:05,058
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="
I heard what happened.</b>

552
00:37:05,125 --> 00:37:06,425
<b>Sorry, mate.</b>

553
00:37:06,492 --> 00:37:08,161
<b>[Randall] Yeah.</b>

554
00:37:08,227 --> 00:37:09,495
<b>It doesn't seem fair,</b>

555
00:37:09,563 --> 00:37:11,665
<b>getting fired like that.</b>

556
00:37:12,632 --> 00:37:13,934
<b>Did you really
bring a gun</b>

557
00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:16,302
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="
hospital, Artie?</b>

558
00:37:16,368 --> 00:37:17,804
<b>What the fuck would
you do that for?</b>

559
00:37:17,871 --> 00:37:19,371
<b>Is that part of
your new act, Arthur?</b>

560
00:37:19,438 --> 00:37:20,574
<b>If your dancing
doesn't do the trick,</b>

561
00:37:20,640 --> 00:37:21,908
<b>you're just gonna
shoot yourself?</b>

562
00:37:21,975 --> 00:37:23,275
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="

563
00:37:23,342 --> 00:37:24,778
<b>Why don't you ask
Randall about it?</b>

564
00:37:25,779 --> 00:37:26,980
<b>It was his gun.</b>

565
00:37:27,047 --> 00:37:28,849
<b>- [Randall] What?
- I still owe you for that,</b>

566
00:37:28,915 --> 00:37:29,950
<b>don't I?</b>

567
00:37:30,016 --> 00:37:32,251
<b>What the fuck
are you talking about?</b></font>

568
00:37:32,318 --> 00:37:34,154
<b>Stop talking
out of your ass, Art.</b>

569
00:37:34,221 --> 00:37:35,421
<b>[honking horn]</b>

570
00:37:39,258 --> 00:37:40,761
<b>[Arthur gasps] Oh, no!</b>

571
00:37:42,361 --> 00:37:44,330
<b>I forgot
to punch out.</b>

572
00:37:47,433 --> 00:37:48,869
<b>[laughing]</b>

573
00:37:54,373 --> 00:37:55,976
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="
continues playing]</b>

574
00:38:14,194 --> 00:38:16,462
<b>[Chuck on TV] And as our city
tries to make sense</b>

575
00:38:16,530 --> 00:38:20,366
<b>of the brutal triple murder
on the subway last week,</b>

576
00:38:20,432 --> 00:38:21,902
<b>we're joined
by Thomas Wayne.</b>

577
00:38:21,968 --> 00:38:24,436
<b>Happy, look,
Thomas Wayne's on TV.</b></font>

578
00:38:24,504 --> 00:38:25,906
<b>Yes, Mother.</b>

579
00:38:25,972 --> 00:38:27,406
<b>[Thomas] Thanks for
having me on, Chuck.</b>

580
00:38:27,473 --> 00:38:28,608
<b>[Penny] They're asking him about</b>

581
00:38:28,675 --> 00:38:30,243
<b>those horrible
subway murders.</b>

582
00:38:30,309 --> 00:38:31,611
<b>[Chuck] Thank you, Thomas.
I know</b>

583
00:38:31,678 --> 00:38:33,647
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="
for you.</b>

584
00:38:33,713 --> 00:38:35,314
<b>Why him?</b>

585
00:38:35,381 --> 00:38:37,150
<b>Looks like
he's gained weight.</b>

586
00:38:37,217 --> 00:38:39,686
<b>[Thomas] Yes,
all three worked for Wayne Investments.</b>

587
00:38:39,753 --> 00:38:41,555
<b>Good, decent, educated.</b>

588
00:38:41,621 --> 00:38:44,524
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="
any of them personally.</b>

589
00:38:46,092 --> 00:38:47,426
<b>Like all Wayne employees,</b>

590
00:38:47,493 --> 00:38:49,796
<b>past and present,
they're family.</b>

591
00:38:49,863 --> 00:38:51,665
<b>Did you hear that?
I told you, we're family.</b>

592
00:38:51,731 --> 00:38:53,432
<b>- [shushing]
- [Chuck] There now seems to be</b>

593
00:38:53,499 --> 00:38:55,434
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="
sentiment in the city.</b>

594
00:38:55,502 --> 00:38:57,737
<b>It's almost as if our
less fortunate residents</b>

595
00:38:57,804 --> 00:39:00,040
<b>are taking the side
of the killer.</b>

596
00:39:00,106 --> 00:39:01,908
<b>[Thomas] Yes,
and it's a shame.</b>

597
00:39:01,975 --> 00:39:03,409
<b>It's one
of the reasons why</b>

598
00:39:03,475 --> 00:39:04,845
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="
a run for mayor.</b>

599
00:39:05,545 --> 00:39:07,781
<b>Gotham's lost its way.</b>

600
00:39:07,848 --> 00:39:09,649
<b>What about
the eyewitness report</b>

601
00:39:09,716 --> 00:39:12,351
<b>of the suspect being
a man in a clown mask?</b>

602
00:39:12,418 --> 00:39:14,521
<b>[Thomas] Well,
it makes total sense to me.</b>

603
00:39:14,588 --> 00:39:17,023
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="
something that cold-blooded?</b>

604
00:39:17,090 --> 00:39:19,526
<b>Someone who hides
behind a mask.</b>

605
00:39:19,593 --> 00:39:20,961
<b>Someone who is envious</b>

606
00:39:21,027 --> 00:39:25,065
<b>of those more fortunate
than themselves,</b>

607
00:39:25,131 --> 00:39:28,034
<b>yet they're too scared
to show their own face.</b>

608
00:39:28,101 --> 00:39:31,104
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="
people change for the better,</b>

609
00:39:31,171 --> 00:39:34,908
<b>those of us who have made
something of our lives</b>

610
00:39:34,975 --> 00:39:37,510
<b>will always look
at those who haven't</b>

611
00:39:37,577 --> 00:39:40,180
<b>as nothing but clowns.</b>

612
00:39:40,247 --> 00:39:42,015
<b>[laughs]</b>

613
00:39:42,082 --> 00:39:44,017
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="
thank you for coming in this morning.</b>

614
00:39:44,084 --> 00:39:45,085
<b>It's not funny.</b>

615
00:40:04,337 --> 00:40:06,606
<b>[laughs]</b>

616
00:40:06,673 --> 00:40:09,075
<b>I heard this song on
the radio the other day,</b>

617
00:40:11,544 --> 00:40:15,949
<b>and the guy was singing
that his name was Carnival.</b>

618
00:40:17,083 --> 00:40:18,218
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="

619
00:40:18,285 --> 00:40:19,619
<b>Which is crazy,</b>

620
00:40:21,721 --> 00:40:25,759
<b>because that's
my clown name at work.</b>

621
00:40:25,825 --> 00:40:28,595
<b>And until
a little while ago,</b>

622
00:40:29,596 --> 00:40:32,198
<b>it was like
nobody ever saw me.</b>

623
00:40:34,034 --> 00:40:36,803
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="
if I really existed.</b>

624
00:40:36,870 --> 00:40:39,572
<b>Arthur, I have
some bad news for you.</b>

625
00:40:42,642 --> 00:40:44,177
<b>You don't listen,
do you?</b>

626
00:40:45,712 --> 00:40:50,717
<b>I don't think you
ever really hear me.</b>

627
00:40:50,784 --> 00:40:53,485
<b>You just ask the same
questions every week.</b>

628
00:40:53,553 --> 00:40:57,958
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="
Are you having any negative thoughts?"</b>

629
00:40:58,024 --> 00:41:01,861
<b>All I have are
negative thoughts,</b>

630
00:41:01,928 --> 00:41:04,864
<b>but you don't
listen anyway.</b>

631
00:41:04,931 --> 00:41:08,501
<b>I said,
for my whole life,</b>

632
00:41:08,568 --> 00:41:11,938
<b>I didn't know
if I even really existed.</b>

633
00:41:13,106 --> 00:41:14,874
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="

634
00:41:16,042 --> 00:41:20,180
<b>And people are
starting to notice.</b>

635
00:41:21,781 --> 00:41:23,650
<b>They've cut our funding.</b>

636
00:41:23,717 --> 00:41:25,652
<b>We're closing down
our offices next week.</b>

637
00:41:27,020 --> 00:41:28,955
<b>The city has cut funding
across the board.</b>

638
00:41:29,022 --> 00:41:31,057
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="
part of that.</b>

639
00:41:31,124 --> 00:41:33,560
<b>This is the last time
we'll be meeting.</b>

640
00:41:34,327 --> 00:41:35,662
<b>Okay.</b>

641
00:41:39,432 --> 00:41:41,835
<b>They don't give a shit about
people like you, Arthur.</b>

642
00:41:43,837 --> 00:41:45,372
<b>And they really
don't give a shit</b>

643
00:41:45,438 --> 00:41:47,607
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="
like me, either.</b>

644
00:41:50,610 --> 00:41:52,078
<b>Fuck.</b>

645
00:42:00,053 --> 00:42:02,856
<b>How am I supposed to
get my medication now?</b>

646
00:42:05,658 --> 00:42:07,527
<b>Who do I talk to?</b>

647
00:42:09,696 --> 00:42:11,731
<b>I'm sorry, Arthur.</b>

648
00:42:14,167 --> 00:42:18,271
<b>I think... I think most women
look at sex like buying a car.</b></font>

649
00:42:18,338 --> 00:42:21,141
<b>You know, like,
"Can I see myself in this long-term?"</b>

650
00:42:21,207 --> 00:42:23,276
<b>"Is it safe?"</b>

651
00:42:23,343 --> 00:42:24,778
<b>"Is it reliable?"</b>

652
00:42:24,844 --> 00:42:27,047
<b>- "Could it kill me?"
- [audience laughing]</b>

653
00:42:27,113 --> 00:42:29,215
<b>Most guys,
we look at sex like parking a car.</b></font>

654
00:42:29,282 --> 00:42:31,851
<b>We're like,
"There's a spot."</b>

655
00:42:31,918 --> 00:42:33,253
<b>"There's another spot.</b>

656
00:42:33,319 --> 00:42:34,821
<b>- That would work."
- [Arthur exhales deeply]</b>

657
00:42:34,888 --> 00:42:37,090
<b>"Oh, I have to pay?
Never mind."</b>

658
00:42:37,157 --> 00:42:38,391
<b>[audience laughing]</b>

659
00:42:38,458 --> 00:42:41,428
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="
I hope no one sees this."</b>

660
00:42:41,494 --> 00:42:43,730
<b>[audience laughing]</b>

661
00:42:43,797 --> 00:42:46,366
<b>All right, that's my time.
Thank you very much, guys.</b>

662
00:42:46,433 --> 00:42:47,901
<b>[audience applauding]</b>

663
00:42:51,304 --> 00:42:54,808
<b>[emcee] One more time
for Sam Morril, y'all.</b>

664
00:42:54,874 --> 00:42:56,709
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="
this next comic describes</b>

665
00:42:56,776 --> 00:42:58,945
<b>himself as
a lifelong Gotham resident</b>

666
00:42:59,012 --> 00:43:01,515
<b>who from a young age
was always told</b>

667
00:43:01,581 --> 00:43:03,316
<b>that his purpose in life</b>

668
00:43:03,383 --> 00:43:07,153
<b>was to bring laughter and joy
into this cold, dark world.</b>

669
00:43:07,220 --> 00:43:08,888
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="
- [audience laughing]</b>

670
00:43:08,955 --> 00:43:11,224
<b>Please help me welcome Arthur
Fleck, y'all.</b>

671
00:43:11,291 --> 00:43:12,358
<b>Arthur Fleck.</b>

672
00:43:12,425 --> 00:43:13,827
<b>[audience applauding]</b>

673
00:43:24,404 --> 00:43:25,605
<b>[sighs nervously]</b>

674
00:43:28,041 --> 00:43:29,776
<b>[laughing]</b>

675
00:43:34,548 --> 00:43:36,316
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="

676
00:43:36,382 --> 00:43:39,219
<b>Hello, it's good to be here.
[laughing]</b>

677
00:43:49,696 --> 00:43:51,030
<b>[clears throat]</b>

678
00:43:51,097 --> 00:43:52,799
<b>[coughing]</b>

679
00:43:54,535 --> 00:43:55,935
<b>[laughing]</b>

680
00:43:58,738 --> 00:43:59,939
<b>[gagging]</b>

681
00:44:03,843 --> 00:44:06,813
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="
when I was a kid.</b>

682
00:44:06,880 --> 00:44:08,681
<b>- [microphone feedback]
- [laughing]</b>

683
00:44:12,520 --> 00:44:13,953
<b>[gagging]</b>

684
00:44:15,688 --> 00:44:17,290
<b>[burps]</b>

685
00:44:17,357 --> 00:44:18,892
<b>[breathing heavily]</b>

686
00:44:22,228 --> 00:44:27,267
<b>I hated school as a kid.
[laughing]</b>

687
00:44:28,502 --> 00:44:30,103
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="
would say,</b>

688
00:44:30,170 --> 00:44:31,838
<b>[imitates Penny]
"You should enjoy it.</b>

689
00:44:31,905 --> 00:44:34,073
<b>One day,
you'll have to work for a living."</b>

690
00:44:35,241 --> 00:44:36,644
<b>[normal voice]
"No, I won't, Ma,</b>

691
00:44:36,709 --> 00:44:38,478
<b>I'm gonna
be a comedian."</b>

692
00:44:38,546 --> 00:44:39,913
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="

693
00:44:47,655 --> 00:44:48,988
<b>Um...</b>

694
00:44:51,157 --> 00:44:53,326
<b>Here's one.</b>

695
00:44:53,393 --> 00:44:56,329
<b>You know,
I was just thinking the other day,</b>

696
00:44:56,396 --> 00:44:58,765
<b>- why are the rich people...
- ["Smile" playing]</b>

697
00:45:06,574 --> 00:45:07,575
<b>[audience laughing]</b>

698
00:45:07,641 --> 00:45:09,042
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="

699
00:45:14,881 --> 00:45:16,749
<b>[indistinct chattering]</b>

700
00:45:38,972 --> 00:45:40,440
<b>You believe that shit?</b>

701
00:45:42,308 --> 00:45:43,309
<b>Fuck 'em.</b>

702
00:45:45,144 --> 00:45:48,047
<b>I think the guy that
did it is a hero.</b>

703
00:45:49,983 --> 00:45:52,151
<b>Three less pricks
in Gotham City,</b></font>

704
00:45:52,218 --> 00:45:54,487
<b>only a million
more to go.</b>

705
00:45:54,555 --> 00:45:56,022
<b>["Smile" continues playing]</b>

706
00:46:12,872 --> 00:46:14,307
<b>[laughing]</b>

707
00:46:20,880 --> 00:46:22,516
<b>[TV playing]</b>

708
00:46:26,052 --> 00:46:27,554
<b>[Murray on TV] And,
buddy, as always,</b>

709
00:46:27,621 --> 00:46:28,855
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="

710
00:46:28,921 --> 00:46:30,323
<b>I'm sure
we'll see you again.</b>

711
00:46:30,390 --> 00:46:31,759
<b>You know
we'll be here, right?</b>

712
00:46:31,824 --> 00:46:33,560
<b>- I hope.
- [audience laughing]</b>

713
00:46:33,627 --> 00:46:36,929
<b>Tomorrow night, we have Diana
Hudson, Greg Gordon,</b>

714
00:46:36,996 --> 00:46:40,501
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="
Hugh Little.</b>

715
00:46:40,567 --> 00:46:41,868
<b>Thanks for watching.</b>

716
00:46:41,934 --> 00:46:44,237
<b>Good night,
and always remember,</b>

717
00:46:44,304 --> 00:46:45,838
<b>- that's life.
- ["That's Life" playing]</b>

718
00:46:45,905 --> 00:46:47,307
<b>[audience applauding]</b>

719
00:46:50,076 --> 00:46:51,411
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="

720
00:46:56,082 --> 00:46:59,586
<b>Momma,
time to wake up and go to bed.</b>

721
00:46:59,653 --> 00:47:00,953
<b>- Hmm? Oh...
- [grunting]</b>

722
00:47:02,955 --> 00:47:04,525
<b>Oh, Happy.</b>

723
00:47:07,193 --> 00:47:08,995
<b>Happy, I wrote
a new letter.</b>

724
00:47:09,062 --> 00:47:11,565
<b>Come on,
dance with me.</b></font>

725
00:47:11,632 --> 00:47:14,334
<b>[Penny] For Thomas Wayne.
It's important.</b>

726
00:47:14,400 --> 00:47:15,401
<b>[Arthur whistles]</b>

727
00:47:18,004 --> 00:47:19,372
<b>[Penny chuckles]</b>

728
00:47:21,007 --> 00:47:23,009
<b>[Arthur humming]</b>

729
00:47:23,076 --> 00:47:24,911
<b>You smell like cologne.</b>

730
00:47:24,977 --> 00:47:27,614
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="
had a big date.</b>

731
00:47:27,681 --> 00:47:29,516
<b>[chuckles] Oh.</b>

732
00:47:32,085 --> 00:47:34,087
<b>Just don't forget
to mail it.</b>

733
00:47:35,154 --> 00:47:37,156
<b>[music continues playing]</b>

734
00:47:59,546 --> 00:48:01,280
<b>[announcer] The Murray
Franklin Show is taped live</b>

735
00:48:01,347 --> 00:48:02,915
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="

736
00:48:02,982 --> 00:48:05,284
<b>in beautiful downtown
Gotham City.</b>

737
00:48:08,522 --> 00:48:09,523
<b>[music ends]</b>

738
00:49:07,180 --> 00:49:10,116
<b>You're gonna kill me.
You're gonna give me a heart attack!</b>

739
00:49:10,183 --> 00:49:11,417
<b>Don't give me your...</b>

740
00:49:11,484 --> 00:49:13,386
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="
- [Penny] No. No.</b>

741
00:49:13,453 --> 00:49:16,690
<b>I'm not talking to you
until you stop being angry!</b>

742
00:49:16,757 --> 00:49:17,957
<b>Okay.</b>

743
00:49:18,024 --> 00:49:19,292
<b>Okay.</b>

744
00:49:23,864 --> 00:49:26,032
<b>I'm not angry, Mom.</b>

745
00:49:26,098 --> 00:49:28,635
<b>I'm not angry.</b>

746
00:49:28,702 --> 00:49:30,069
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="

747
00:49:30,904 --> 00:49:33,707
<b>Mom, is this real?</b>

748
00:49:37,243 --> 00:49:40,480
<b>He's an extraordinary
man, Happy.</b>

749
00:49:40,547 --> 00:49:43,216
<b>He's a very
powerful man.</b>

750
00:49:44,651 --> 00:49:47,253
<b>We were in love.</b>

751
00:49:47,320 --> 00:49:49,255
<b>He said it was best
that we not be together</b>

752
00:49:49,322 --> 00:49:51,625
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="

753
00:49:53,993 --> 00:49:57,497
<b>And I could never
tell anyone because...</b>

754
00:49:59,933 --> 00:50:01,502
<b>Well, I signed
some papers.</b>

755
00:50:03,169 --> 00:50:04,671
<b>And besides,
you can imagine</b>

756
00:50:04,738 --> 00:50:08,441
<b>what people would say
about Thomas and me.</b>

757
00:50:11,010 --> 00:50:12,513
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="
about you.</b>

758
00:50:16,482 --> 00:50:18,652
<b>What would
they say, Mom?</b>

759
00:50:18,719 --> 00:50:20,319
<b>[Penny crying]</b>

760
00:50:29,161 --> 00:50:30,731
<b>[train horn blowing]</b>

761
00:51:33,492 --> 00:51:34,795
<b>[humming]</b>

762
00:52:00,219 --> 00:52:01,855
<b>[Arthur continues humming]</b>

763
00:52:07,761 --> 00:52:08,762
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="

764
00:52:10,162 --> 00:52:11,464
<b>[Arthur exhales deeply]</b>

765
00:52:19,640 --> 00:52:20,741
<b>Hmm.</b>

766
00:52:26,647 --> 00:52:27,814
<b>[Arthur laughing]</b>

767
00:52:31,183 --> 00:52:32,451
<b>[whistles]</b>

768
00:52:38,324 --> 00:52:39,660
<b>[Arthur singing]</b>

769
00:52:51,838 --> 00:52:52,873
<b>Hi.</b>

770
00:52:55,842 --> 00:52:57,343
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="

771
00:52:58,344 --> 00:53:00,246
<b>I'm Bruce.</b>

772
00:53:01,114 --> 00:53:02,448
<b>Bruce.</b>

773
00:53:04,216 --> 00:53:05,619
<b>I'm Arthur.</b>

774
00:53:27,406 --> 00:53:28,909
<b>That's better.</b>

775
00:53:29,843 --> 00:53:31,511
<b>[Alfred] Bruce! Bruce!</b>

776
00:53:32,913 --> 00:53:34,114
<b>Get away
from that man.</b></font>

777
00:53:34,181 --> 00:53:36,348
<b>It's okay.
I'm a good guy.</b>

778
00:53:36,415 --> 00:53:38,250
<b>What are you doing?
Who are you?</b>

779
00:53:38,317 --> 00:53:39,920
<b>I'm here to see
Mr. Wayne.</b>

780
00:53:39,986 --> 00:53:42,789
<b>Well, you shouldn't be
speaking to his son.</b>

781
00:53:43,924 --> 00:53:45,324
<b>Why did you give him
these flowers?</b>

782
00:53:45,391 --> 00:53:46,760
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="
they're not real.</b>

783
00:53:48,360 --> 00:53:50,697
<b>It's magic.</b>

784
00:53:50,764 --> 00:53:52,364
<b>I was just trying to
make him smile.</b>

785
00:53:52,431 --> 00:53:55,234
<b>Well, it's not funny,
is it?</b>

786
00:53:55,301 --> 00:53:56,536
<b>Do I need
to call the police?</b>

787
00:53:56,603 --> 00:53:59,305
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="

788
00:53:59,371 --> 00:54:02,609
<b>My mother's name is Penny.
Penny Fleck.</b>

789
00:54:02,676 --> 00:54:04,111
<b>She used to work here years ago.</b>

790
00:54:04,177 --> 00:54:06,345
<b>Can you please tell Mr. Wayne
I need to see him?</b>

791
00:54:07,279 --> 00:54:08,915
<b>You are her son.</b>

792
00:54:08,982 --> 00:54:10,449
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="

793
00:54:10,517 --> 00:54:12,485
<b>Did you know her?</b>

794
00:54:15,789 --> 00:54:18,859
<b>[whispers] I know
about the two of them.</b>

795
00:54:18,925 --> 00:54:21,460
<b>She told me everything.</b>

796
00:54:22,963 --> 00:54:24,998
<b>[whispers] There's
nothing to know.</b>

797
00:54:26,099 --> 00:54:28,635
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="

798
00:54:28,702 --> 00:54:31,705
<b>Your mother
was delusional.</b>

799
00:54:31,772 --> 00:54:33,106
<b>She was
a sick woman.</b>

800
00:54:33,173 --> 00:54:35,407
<b>Don't say that.</b>

801
00:54:36,342 --> 00:54:37,911
<b>Just go.</b>

802
00:54:37,978 --> 00:54:39,311
<b>Mmm?</b>

803
00:54:39,378 --> 00:54:41,480
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="
fool of yourself.</b>

804
00:54:42,816 --> 00:54:45,752
<b>Thomas Wayne
is my father.</b>

805
00:54:45,819 --> 00:54:46,820
<b>[Alfred laughing]</b>

806
00:54:48,454 --> 00:54:49,990
<b>[Alfred yelping]</b>

807
00:54:50,791 --> 00:54:52,058
<b>He left me.</b>

808
00:54:52,125 --> 00:54:53,492
<b>[Alfred choking]</b>

809
00:54:54,460 --> 00:54:55,896
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="
- [Arthur grunts]</b>

810
00:54:57,130 --> 00:54:58,832
<b>[Alfred continues choking]</b>

811
00:55:05,371 --> 00:55:06,840
<b>[panting]</b>

812
00:55:22,189 --> 00:55:23,924
<b>Keep the respirations
above 15.</b>

813
00:55:23,990 --> 00:55:26,526
<b>Slow and steady.
We got some stairs coming up.</b>

814
00:55:27,727 --> 00:55:28,895
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="

815
00:55:29,563 --> 00:55:30,664
<b>What happened?</b>

816
00:55:30,730 --> 00:55:32,431
<b>- Who are you?
- I'm her son.</b>

817
00:55:32,498 --> 00:55:34,000
<b>- What happened?
- You can probably help us</b>

818
00:55:34,067 --> 00:55:35,802
<b>out inside.
We don't know what happened yet.</b>

819
00:55:35,869 --> 00:55:37,504
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="
- [paramedic 2] Step.</b>

820
00:55:37,571 --> 00:55:38,972
<b>[paramedic 1] One more.
We got one more lift.</b>

821
00:55:39,039 --> 00:55:40,173
<b>[paramedic 2] I'm getting</b>

822
00:55:40,240 --> 00:55:41,473
<b>a little resistance here,
Michael.</b>

823
00:55:41,541 --> 00:55:44,010
<b>[paramedics chattering
indistinctly]</b>

824
00:55:44,077 --> 00:55:45,078
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="

825
00:55:50,517 --> 00:55:52,219
<b>[Arthur] I'm right here.</b>

826
00:55:52,285 --> 00:55:53,587
<b>Excuse me, sir.</b>

827
00:55:53,653 --> 00:55:54,688
<b>Does your mother take
any medications?</b>

828
00:55:54,754 --> 00:55:55,822
<b>- No.
- Excuse me,</b>

829
00:55:55,889 --> 00:55:57,557
<b>- I couldn't hear you.
- No.</b>

830
00:55:57,624 --> 00:55:58,859
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="
time you spoke to her?</b>

831
00:55:58,925 --> 00:56:00,060
<b>I don't know.</b>

832
00:56:01,460 --> 00:56:02,996
<b>[siren wailing]</b>

833
00:56:45,005 --> 00:56:47,207
<b>[Garrity] Mr. Fleck.</b>

834
00:56:47,274 --> 00:56:49,441
<b>Sorry to bother you.
I'm Detective Garrity.</b>

835
00:56:49,509 --> 00:56:52,012
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="
Detective Burke.</b>

836
00:56:52,078 --> 00:56:55,015
<b>We had a few questions for
you, but you weren't home,</b>

837
00:56:56,415 --> 00:56:58,018
<b>so we spoke
with your mother.</b>

838
00:56:59,819 --> 00:57:00,820
<b>Oh.</b>

839
00:57:01,755 --> 00:57:03,356
<b>What did you
say to her?</b>

840
00:57:03,422 --> 00:57:04,490
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="

841
00:57:04,557 --> 00:57:06,059
<b>What? No.</b>

842
00:57:06,126 --> 00:57:08,328
<b>No, no, no.
We just asked her some questions,</b>

843
00:57:08,395 --> 00:57:10,063
<b>and she got hysterical.</b>

844
00:57:10,130 --> 00:57:11,798
<b>Hyperventilating,</b>

845
00:57:11,865 --> 00:57:13,233
<b>collapsed and hit
her head pretty hard.</b></font>

846
00:57:13,300 --> 00:57:15,835
<b>Yeah. The doctor said
she had a stroke.</b>

847
00:57:15,902 --> 00:57:18,405
<b>We're sorry to
hear about that.</b>

848
00:57:18,470 --> 00:57:21,608
<b>But, like I said,
I still have some questions for you.</b>

849
00:57:21,675 --> 00:57:22,876
<b>They're about
the subway killings</b>

850
00:57:22,943 --> 00:57:24,411
<b>that happened
last week.</b></font>

851
00:57:24,476 --> 00:57:25,812
<b>You've heard about them, right?</b>

852
00:57:25,879 --> 00:57:27,013
<b>Yeah.</b>

853
00:57:27,080 --> 00:57:28,148
<b>It's horrible.</b>

854
00:57:28,214 --> 00:57:30,083
<b>Right.</b>

855
00:57:30,150 --> 00:57:33,520
<b>So, we spoke with your
boss over at Haha's.</b>

856
00:57:33,586 --> 00:57:35,622
<b>He said you were fired
for bringing a gun</b></font>

857
00:57:35,689 --> 00:57:37,456
<b>into the children's hospital.</b>

858
00:57:38,692 --> 00:57:40,727
<b>- Is that true, Mr. Fleck?
- It was a prop.</b>

859
00:57:40,794 --> 00:57:42,696
<b>It's part
of my act.</b>

860
00:57:42,762 --> 00:57:44,097
<b>I'm a party clown.</b>

861
00:57:44,164 --> 00:57:46,498
<b>All right.
So, why were you fired?</b>

862
00:57:47,534 --> 00:57:49,468
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="

863
00:57:49,536 --> 00:57:52,238
<b>They said
I wasn't funny enough.</b>

864
00:57:52,305 --> 00:57:54,140
<b>Can you imagine that?</b>

865
00:57:54,207 --> 00:57:58,144
<b>If you don't mind,
I have to go take care of my mother.</b>

866
00:57:58,211 --> 00:58:00,814
<b>[Burke] Your boss also
gave us one of your cards.</b>

867
00:58:02,782 --> 00:58:05,251
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="
the laughing,</b>

868
00:58:06,052 --> 00:58:07,387
<b>is it real,</b>

869
00:58:07,454 --> 00:58:09,689
<b>or some sort
of clown thing?</b>

870
00:58:09,756 --> 00:58:12,625
<b>- A clown thing?
- Yeah.</b>

871
00:58:12,692 --> 00:58:15,128
<b>I mean, is it part of your act?</b>

872
00:58:17,597 --> 00:58:19,065
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="

873
00:58:24,804 --> 00:58:26,072
<b>[Burke] It's exit only.</b>

874
00:58:50,463 --> 00:58:52,665
<b>She's gonna be okay.</b>

875
00:58:56,836 --> 00:58:58,805
<b>I'm gonna
get a coffee.</b>

876
00:58:59,372 --> 00:59:00,440
<b>You want one?</b>

877
00:59:00,508 --> 00:59:01,708
<b>Yeah.</b>

878
00:59:12,485 --> 00:59:14,354
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="

879
00:59:14,421 --> 00:59:17,657
<b>[Murray] So, the other night,
I told my youngest son Billy,</b>

880
00:59:17,724 --> 00:59:20,894
<b>you know, the new one,
the not-so-bright one.</b>

881
00:59:20,960 --> 00:59:22,562
<b>I told him,
"The garbage strike</b>

882
00:59:22,629 --> 00:59:24,330
<b>is still going on, Billy."</b>

883
00:59:24,397 --> 00:59:26,232
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="
kidding, Billy says,</b>

884
00:59:26,299 --> 00:59:28,435
<b>"So, where are we gonna
get all our garbage from?"</b>

885
00:59:28,502 --> 00:59:30,603
<b>- [laughs]
- [audience laughing]</b>

886
00:59:30,670 --> 00:59:32,205
<b>[audience applauding]</b>

887
00:59:35,442 --> 00:59:38,011
<b>And finally,
in a world where everyone</b>

888
00:59:38,078 --> 00:59:39,746
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="
do my job,</b>

889
00:59:39,813 --> 00:59:41,848
<b>we got this video tape
from Pogo's Comedy Club,</b>

890
00:59:41,915 --> 00:59:43,650
<b>right here in Gotham.</b>

891
00:59:43,716 --> 00:59:45,151
<b>Here's a guy who thinks
if you just keep laughing,</b>

892
00:59:45,218 --> 00:59:47,687
<b>it'll somehow
make you funny.</b>

893
00:59:47,754 --> 00:59:49,789
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="
this joker.</b>

894
00:59:50,290 --> 00:59:52,358
<b>[laughing]</b>

895
00:59:54,327 --> 00:59:55,795
<b>Oh, my God.</b>

896
00:59:55,862 --> 00:59:59,699
<b>[Arthur on TV] I
hated school as a kid.</b>

897
00:59:59,766 --> 01:00:02,869
<b>But my mother
would always say,</b>

898
01:00:02,936 --> 01:00:04,538
<b>[imitates Penny]
"You should enjoy it.</b></font>

899
01:00:04,604 --> 01:00:07,541
<b>One day,
you'll have to work for a living."</b>

900
01:00:07,607 --> 01:00:08,942
<b>[normal voice]
"No, I won't, Ma.</b>

901
01:00:09,008 --> 01:00:10,777
<b>I'm gonna be
a comedian."</b>

902
01:00:10,844 --> 01:00:13,780
<b>- [laughing]
- [Arthur laughing on TV]</b>

903
01:00:17,050 --> 01:00:19,119
<b>[laughs] You shoulda
listened to your mother.</b></font>

904
01:00:19,185 --> 01:00:21,254
<b>[audience laughing
and applauding]</b>

905
01:00:21,321 --> 01:00:23,256
<b>Hey, one more.
One more, Bobby.</b>

906
01:00:23,323 --> 01:00:26,459
<b>All right, let's see one more.
I love this guy.</b>

907
01:00:26,527 --> 01:00:28,161
<b>[Arthur] It's funny,</b>

908
01:00:28,228 --> 01:00:30,396
<b>when I was
a little boy</b>

909
01:00:30,463 --> 01:00:33,601
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="
gonna be a comedian,</b>

910
01:00:33,666 --> 01:00:35,768
<b>everyone laughed at me.</b>

911
01:00:35,835 --> 01:00:38,872
<b>Well, no one's
laughing now.</b>

912
01:00:39,873 --> 01:00:42,008
<b>[audience laughing]</b>

913
01:00:42,075 --> 01:00:44,244
<b>You can say
that again, pal.</b>

914
01:00:44,310 --> 01:00:45,845
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="

915
01:00:49,617 --> 01:00:52,553
<b>All right,
we got a great show for you tonight.</b>

916
01:00:52,620 --> 01:00:56,022
<b>Chuck Conby is here,
actress Joanne Mulligan,</b>

917
01:00:56,089 --> 01:01:00,160
<b>and new music from
Mel Rubin and the Stiffs.</b>

918
01:01:05,732 --> 01:01:08,434
<b>[news anchor] As tensions
mount around the metro area,</b></font>

919
01:01:08,502 --> 01:01:12,238
<b>Mayor Stokes has pleaded
for cooler heads to prevail.</b>

920
01:01:12,305 --> 01:01:14,040
<b>City services
have been affected,</b>

921
01:01:14,107 --> 01:01:16,109
<b>and some businesses
have decided</b>

922
01:01:16,176 --> 01:01:19,078
<b>to remain closed
amid the unrest.</b>

923
01:01:19,145 --> 01:01:21,881
<b>Chuck Stevens
filed this report.</b></font>

924
01:01:21,948 --> 01:01:23,416
<b>[Chuck] The anger and resentment</b>

925
01:01:23,483 --> 01:01:24,684
<b>that's been building
in the city for weeks</b>

926
01:01:24,751 --> 01:01:26,587
<b>seems close to exploding.</b>

927
01:01:26,654 --> 01:01:28,888
<b>Protesters,
many dressed as clowns,</b>

928
01:01:28,955 --> 01:01:30,524
<b>took to the streets today</b>

929
01:01:30,591 --> 01:01:32,058
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="
planned demonstrations</b>

930
01:01:32,125 --> 01:01:33,826
<b>taking on
the city's elite,</b>

931
01:01:33,893 --> 01:01:35,495
<b>including a massive rally
outside</b>

932
01:01:35,563 --> 01:01:38,164
<b>tomorrow night's
benefit at Wayne Hall.</b>

933
01:01:38,231 --> 01:01:39,899
<b>[reporter 1] What's
the point of all this?</b>

934
01:01:39,966 --> 01:01:41,834
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="
[bleep] Thomas Wayne.</b>

935
01:01:41,901 --> 01:01:43,604
<b>That's what this whole [bleep]
thing is about.</b>

936
01:01:43,671 --> 01:01:45,438
<b>[bleep] the whole system.</b>

937
01:01:45,506 --> 01:01:46,773
<b>[Chuck] Wayne,
who recently announced</b>

938
01:01:46,839 --> 01:01:48,107
<b>he is running for mayor,</b>

939
01:01:48,174 --> 01:01:49,976
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="
the benefit.</b>

940
01:01:50,043 --> 01:01:52,111
<b>You might remember
it was Thomas Wayne</b>

941
01:01:52,178 --> 01:01:53,581
<b>who first referred to</b>

942
01:01:53,647 --> 01:01:56,449
<b>many of Gotham's residents
as "clowns."</b>

943
01:01:56,517 --> 01:01:59,786
<b>Today, he offered little
in the way of an apology.</b>

944
01:01:59,852 --> 01:02:01,254
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="
I will say is,</b>

945
01:02:01,321 --> 01:02:02,690
<b>there's something wrong
with those people.</b>

946
01:02:02,755 --> 01:02:04,123
<b>I am here
to help them.</b>

947
01:02:04,190 --> 01:02:05,458
<b>I'm gonna
lift them out of poverty,</b>

948
01:02:05,526 --> 01:02:06,893
<b>help make
their lives better.</b>

949
01:02:06,960 --> 01:02:08,795
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="
I'm running.</b>

950
01:02:08,861 --> 01:02:10,763
<b>And they may not realize
it, but I'm their only hope.</b>

951
01:02:10,830 --> 01:02:12,498
<b>[protesters shouting]</b>

952
01:02:26,379 --> 01:02:29,249
<b>[protesters] Down with Wayne!
Down with Wayne!</b>

953
01:02:29,315 --> 01:02:32,218
<b>Down with Wayne!
Down with Wayne!</b>

954
01:02:34,420 --> 01:02:36,189
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="

955
01:03:08,121 --> 01:03:09,922
<b>[lively music
playing in cinema]</b>

956
01:03:19,899 --> 01:03:22,468
<b>- [indistinct chattering]
- [audience laughing]</b>

957
01:03:32,579 --> 01:03:34,280
<b>[audience continues laughing]</b>

958
01:03:50,531 --> 01:03:54,033
<b>- [music continues]
- [audience laughing]</b>

959
01:03:58,838 --> 01:04:00,273
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="

960
01:04:40,079 --> 01:04:41,948
<b>[door opens]</b>

961
01:05:06,874 --> 01:05:08,174
<b>[door closes]</b>

962
01:05:12,713 --> 01:05:13,980
<b>Can I help you, pal?</b>

963
01:05:15,982 --> 01:05:17,885
<b>I don't know
what to say.</b>

964
01:05:17,950 --> 01:05:19,653
<b>[flushing]</b>

965
01:05:19,720 --> 01:05:21,154
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="

966
01:05:21,220 --> 01:05:23,657
<b>Do you want an
autograph or something?</b>

967
01:05:23,724 --> 01:05:24,924
<b>No.</b>

968
01:05:30,831 --> 01:05:32,465
<b>My name is Arthur.</b>

969
01:05:33,933 --> 01:05:35,636
<b>Penny Fleck
is my mother.</b>

970
01:05:36,936 --> 01:05:38,739
<b>Jesus.</b>

971
01:05:38,806 --> 01:05:40,707
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="
to my house yesterday.</b>

972
01:05:42,208 --> 01:05:43,976
<b>- Yes.
- [Thomas laughs]</b>

973
01:05:44,043 --> 01:05:46,012
<b>I'm sorry
I just showed up.</b>

974
01:05:46,078 --> 01:05:47,648
<b>But my mother
told me everything,</b>

975
01:05:47,714 --> 01:05:49,315
<b>and I had
to talk to you.</b>

976
01:05:49,382 --> 01:05:51,951
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="
I'm not your father.</b>

977
01:05:52,018 --> 01:05:53,587
<b>[chuckling]
What's wrong with you?</b>

978
01:05:55,121 --> 01:05:56,956
<b>Look at us.</b>

979
01:05:58,157 --> 01:05:59,626
<b>I think you are.</b>

980
01:05:59,693 --> 01:06:01,260
<b>Well, that's impossible</b>

981
01:06:01,327 --> 01:06:02,529
<b>because you're adopted,</b>

982
01:06:02,596 --> 01:06:04,297
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="
your mother.</b>

983
01:06:04,363 --> 01:06:05,431
<b>- I wasn't adopted.
- What do you want from me?</b>

984
01:06:05,498 --> 01:06:06,999
<b>- Money?
- No, I don't...</b>

985
01:06:07,066 --> 01:06:08,234
<b>I wasn't adopted.</b>

986
01:06:08,301 --> 01:06:10,403
<b>Jesus.
She never told you?</b>

987
01:06:10,470 --> 01:06:12,038
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="

988
01:06:12,104 --> 01:06:13,774
<b>[sighs]</b>

989
01:06:13,841 --> 01:06:15,408
<b>Your mother adopted you
while she was working for us.</b>

990
01:06:15,475 --> 01:06:17,009
<b>That's not true.</b>

991
01:06:17,076 --> 01:06:18,311
<b>Why are you
saying that?</b>

992
01:06:18,377 --> 01:06:19,245
<b>Then she was arrested
and committed</b></font>

993
01:06:19,312 --> 01:06:20,480
<b>to Arkham State Hospital,</b>

994
01:06:20,547 --> 01:06:22,114
<b>when you were
just a little boy.</b>

995
01:06:22,181 --> 01:06:23,382
<b>Why are you
saying this?</b>

996
01:06:23,449 --> 01:06:25,084
<b>I don't need you to
tell me lies.</b>

997
01:06:25,151 --> 01:06:26,452
<b>I know
it seems strange.</b>

998
01:06:26,520 --> 01:06:28,254
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="
make you uncomfortable.</b>

999
01:06:28,321 --> 01:06:30,056
<b>I don't know why
everyone is so rude.</b>

1000
01:06:30,122 --> 01:06:31,357
<b>I don't know
why you are.</b>

1001
01:06:31,424 --> 01:06:32,893
<b>I don't want
anything from you.</b>

1002
01:06:32,960 --> 01:06:35,394
<b>Maybe a little bit of
warmth, maybe a hug, Dad!</b>

1003
01:06:35,461 --> 01:06:37,731
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="
bit of fucking decency?</b>

1004
01:06:37,798 --> 01:06:39,165
<b>What is it
with you people?</b>

1005
01:06:39,232 --> 01:06:41,467
<b>You say that stuff
about my mother.</b>

1006
01:06:41,535 --> 01:06:42,836
<b>She's crazy.</b>

1007
01:06:42,903 --> 01:06:45,171
<b>She's... [laughing]</b>

1008
01:06:52,445 --> 01:06:54,146
<b>You think
this is funny?</b></font>

1009
01:06:55,448 --> 01:06:58,785
<b>Dad, it's me.
Come on.</b>

1010
01:07:00,486 --> 01:07:01,387
<b>[groans]</b>

1011
01:07:01,454 --> 01:07:02,689
<b>[Thomas] Touch
my son again,</b>

1012
01:07:02,756 --> 01:07:04,257
<b>- I'll fucking kill you.
- [laughing]</b>

1013
01:07:09,863 --> 01:07:10,864
<b>[door closes]</b>

1014
01:07:10,931 --> 01:07:12,265
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="

1015
01:07:12,331 --> 01:07:14,066
<b>[Arthur laughing softly]</b>

1016
01:07:22,241 --> 01:07:23,744
<b>[answering machine beeps]</b>

1017
01:07:23,810 --> 01:07:26,713
<b>Hello, Mr. Fleck.
This is Detective Garrity.</b>

1018
01:07:26,780 --> 01:07:29,115
<b>We met the other night
at Gotham General.</b>

1019
01:07:29,181 --> 01:07:31,685
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="
more questions for you.</b>

1020
01:07:31,752 --> 01:07:34,755
<b>We stopped by your apartment
today, but you weren't home.</b>

1021
01:07:34,821 --> 01:07:36,890
<b>Please give me a call
when you get this message.</b>

1022
01:07:36,957 --> 01:07:38,959
<b>Again, Detective Garrity,</b>

1023
01:07:39,026 --> 01:07:43,229
<b>and my number
is 212... 99.</b></font>

1024
01:07:44,297 --> 01:07:45,498
<b>[answering machine beeps]</b>

1025
01:08:12,826 --> 01:08:14,761
<b>[phone ringing]</b>

1026
01:08:24,337 --> 01:08:25,806
<b>[answering machine beeps]</b>

1027
01:08:25,872 --> 01:08:28,008
<b>[Shirley] This message is
for Arthur Fleck.</b>

1028
01:08:28,075 --> 01:08:29,643
<b>My name
is Shirley Woods.</b>

1029
01:08:29,710 --> 01:08:32,111
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="
The Murray Franklin Show.</b>

1030
01:08:32,178 --> 01:08:33,580
<b>I don't know
if you're aware,</b>

1031
01:08:33,647 --> 01:08:34,948
<b>but Murray played
a clip of your stand-up</b>

1032
01:08:35,015 --> 01:08:36,917
<b>on the show recently,</b>

1033
01:08:36,984 --> 01:08:39,285
<b>and we have gotten an amazing
response from our viewers.</b>

1034
01:08:39,352 --> 01:08:42,121
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="
a call and see if you're...</b>

1035
01:08:46,292 --> 01:08:47,594
<b>Who is this?</b>

1036
01:08:47,661 --> 01:08:49,428
<b>Oh, hi,
this is Shirley Woods.</b>

1037
01:08:49,495 --> 01:08:52,599
<b>I'm the show booker from
Live with Murray Franklin.</b>

1038
01:08:52,666 --> 01:08:53,700
<b>Is this Arthur?</b>

1039
01:08:55,702 --> 01:08:56,970
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="

1040
01:08:57,037 --> 01:08:58,839
<b>Hi, Arthur.
Well, as I was saying,</b>

1041
01:08:58,905 --> 01:09:00,941
<b>we've gotten a lot of
calls about your clip.</b>

1042
01:09:01,008 --> 01:09:02,676
<b>Amazing responses.</b>

1043
01:09:02,743 --> 01:09:04,945
<b>And Murray asked if I
would reach out to you</b>

1044
01:09:05,012 --> 01:09:06,913
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="
come on as his guest.</b>

1045
01:09:11,952 --> 01:09:15,321
<b>Murray wants me
on The Murray Franklin Show?</b>

1046
01:09:15,388 --> 01:09:17,156
<b>Yeah.
Isn't that great?</b>

1047
01:09:17,223 --> 01:09:21,028
<b>He'd love to talk to you,
maybe do some of your act?</b>

1048
01:09:21,094 --> 01:09:23,429
<b>That sound good
to you?</b>

1049
01:09:27,501 --> 01:09:29,603
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="

1050
01:09:29,670 --> 01:09:31,538
<b>Can we set up a date right now?</b>

1051
01:09:31,605 --> 01:09:33,573
<b>Are you available
next Thursday?</b>

1052
01:10:06,372 --> 01:10:07,841
<b>[inaudible]</b>

1053
01:10:15,281 --> 01:10:17,349
<b>[indistinct announcement
on PA]</b>

1054
01:10:26,159 --> 01:10:27,761
<b>[clerk] Hey.</b>

1055
01:10:27,828 --> 01:10:30,864
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="
I'm sorry about that, my man.</b>

1056
01:10:30,931 --> 01:10:33,100
<b>All records 10 years or older,
they store in the basement,</b>

1057
01:10:33,166 --> 01:10:36,570
<b>and you're talking about
something 30 years ago, so...</b>

1058
01:10:37,671 --> 01:10:39,906
<b>Can I ask you
a question?</b>

1059
01:10:39,973 --> 01:10:41,541
<b>Sure.</b>

1060
01:10:41,608 --> 01:10:46,546
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="
wind up in here?</b>

1061
01:10:46,613 --> 01:10:50,851
<b>Have they all,
all the people committed crimes?</b>

1062
01:10:50,917 --> 01:10:52,519
<b>Well, yeah, some have.</b>

1063
01:10:52,586 --> 01:10:55,555
<b>You know,
some are just crazy.</b>

1064
01:10:55,622 --> 01:10:58,257
<b>Pose dangers to
themselves and others.</b>

1065
01:10:58,324 --> 01:10:59,793
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="
nowhere else to go.</b>

1066
01:10:59,860 --> 01:11:01,995
<b>Don't know what to do, you know?</b>

1067
01:11:02,062 --> 01:11:05,799
<b>- Yeah. I hear you, brother.
- Hmm</b>

1068
01:11:05,866 --> 01:11:10,103
<b>Sometimes,
I don't know what to do.</b>

1069
01:11:10,170 --> 01:11:14,207
<b>Last time, I ended up taking
it out on some people.</b>

1070
01:11:14,273 --> 01:11:18,377
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="
me, but it really hasn't.</b>

1071
01:11:19,445 --> 01:11:20,647
<b>What's that?</b>

1072
01:11:21,882 --> 01:11:25,384
<b>I fucked up and
did some bad shit.</b>

1073
01:11:25,451 --> 01:11:26,653
<b>[chuckles]</b>

1074
01:11:29,321 --> 01:11:30,924
<b>You know
what I'm talking about,</b>

1075
01:11:30,991 --> 01:11:35,962
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="
and be happy all the time.</b>

1076
01:11:38,031 --> 01:11:40,534
<b>Hey, listen, man.</b>

1077
01:11:40,600 --> 01:11:42,169
<b>I'm just
an administrative assistant.</b>

1078
01:11:42,235 --> 01:11:43,703
<b>Like a clerk,
you know.</b>

1079
01:11:43,770 --> 01:11:45,639
<b>All I do
is file paperwork.</b>

1080
01:11:46,540 --> 01:11:48,374
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="
what to tell you.</b>

1081
01:11:48,440 --> 01:11:50,342
<b>But you should
see somebody.</b>

1082
01:11:50,409 --> 01:11:51,611
<b>You know,
they got programs,</b>

1083
01:11:51,678 --> 01:11:54,380
<b>city services,
stuff like that.</b>

1084
01:11:54,446 --> 01:11:55,816
<b>Oh, yeah.</b>

1085
01:11:55,882 --> 01:11:57,584
<b>[in high-pitched voice]
They cut all those.</b></font>

1086
01:11:58,218 --> 01:11:59,753
<b>[clerk laughs]</b>

1087
01:12:02,522 --> 01:12:04,591
<b>All right, here it is. Fleck.</b>

1088
01:12:04,658 --> 01:12:07,459
<b>Penny Fleck.
Let's see.</b>

1089
01:12:07,527 --> 01:12:12,566
<b>Diagnosed by
Dr. Benjamin Stoner.</b>

1090
01:12:12,632 --> 01:12:16,736
<b>Oh. "The patient suffers
from delusional psychosis</b>

1091
01:12:16,803 --> 01:12:20,774
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="
personality disorder." Mmm.</b>

1092
01:12:20,841 --> 01:12:22,609
<b>"Was found guilty
of endangering</b>

1093
01:12:22,676 --> 01:12:26,412
<b>the welfare
of her own child."</b>

1094
01:12:34,453 --> 01:12:35,655
<b>What?</b>

1095
01:12:38,792 --> 01:12:40,560
<b>You said
she's your mother.</b>

1096
01:12:45,332 --> 01:12:47,067
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="

1097
01:12:47,133 --> 01:12:49,169
<b>I'm sorry, man. Like I said,
I can't release these records,</b>

1098
01:12:49,236 --> 01:12:52,339
<b>you know,
without proper forms.</b>

1099
01:12:52,404 --> 01:12:54,708
<b>I could
get in trouble.</b>

1100
01:12:54,774 --> 01:12:57,077
<b>Look, if you want to bring
your mom in here to sign,</b>

1101
01:12:57,143 --> 01:12:58,778
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="

1102
01:12:58,845 --> 01:13:01,380
<b>but I can't let this go
without her signature, okay?</b>

1103
01:13:01,447 --> 01:13:02,649
<b>I'm sorry.</b>

1104
01:13:06,586 --> 01:13:09,356
<b>No, man! Shit!</b>

1105
01:13:09,421 --> 01:13:11,524
<b>Come on, man.
Give it...</b>

1106
01:13:12,259 --> 01:13:14,694
<b>Hey! Hey!</b>

1107
01:13:26,506 --> 01:13:28,174
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="

1108
01:13:48,995 --> 01:13:49,996
<b>[door closes]</b>

1109
01:14:12,451 --> 01:14:16,189
<b>[Stoner] We went over this, Penny.
You adopted him.</b>

1110
01:14:16,256 --> 01:14:18,692
<b>We have all the
paperwork right here.</b>

1111
01:14:18,758 --> 01:14:21,061
<b>[Young Penny]
That's not true.</b>

1112
01:14:21,127 --> 01:14:23,530
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="
all made up,</b>

1113
01:14:23,596 --> 01:14:26,566
<b>so it stayed
our secret.</b>

1114
01:14:26,633 --> 01:14:27,968
<b>[gasps]</b>

1115
01:14:28,034 --> 01:14:31,204
<b>[Stoner] You also
stood by</b>

1116
01:14:31,271 --> 01:14:32,539
<b>while one
of your boyfriends</b>

1117
01:14:32,605 --> 01:14:36,176
<b>repeatedly abused
your adopted son</b></font>

1118
01:14:37,476 --> 01:14:38,678
<b>and battered you.</b>

1119
01:14:43,350 --> 01:14:44,784
<b>[laughing]</b>

1120
01:14:58,298 --> 01:15:00,166
<b>Penny,</b>

1121
01:15:00,233 --> 01:15:04,204
<b>your son was found
tied to a radiator</b>

1122
01:15:04,270 --> 01:15:06,673
<b>in your filthy apartment.</b>

1123
01:15:06,740 --> 01:15:09,409
<b>Malnourished with multiple
bruises across his body</b></font>

1124
01:15:09,476 --> 01:15:11,478
<b>and severe trauma
to his head.</b>

1125
01:15:11,544 --> 01:15:13,346
<b>[Arthur laughing]</b>

1126
01:15:13,413 --> 01:15:16,049
<b>[Young Penny] I
never heard him cry.</b>

1127
01:15:16,116 --> 01:15:19,886
<b>He's always been such
a happy little boy.</b>

1128
01:15:20,587 --> 01:15:22,188
<b>[laughing tearfully]</b>

1129
01:15:35,402 --> 01:15:37,237
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="

1130
01:15:51,918 --> 01:15:53,119
<b>[elevator bell dings]</b>

1131
01:17:18,838 --> 01:17:20,707
<b>- [GiGi whines]
- [Sophie shushing]</b>

1132
01:17:20,773 --> 01:17:22,308
<b>[Sophie] It's time
for bed.</b>

1133
01:17:23,511 --> 01:17:24,711
<b>[door closes]</b>

1134
01:17:25,712 --> 01:17:27,413
<b>[gasps] Oh, my God!</b>

1135
01:17:27,480 --> 01:17:29,682
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="
- [thunder rumbling]</b>

1136
01:17:31,851 --> 01:17:33,953
<b>You're in the
wrong apartment.</b>

1137
01:17:40,460 --> 01:17:42,662
<b>Your name's Arthur, right?</b>

1138
01:17:42,729 --> 01:17:44,097
<b>You live
down the hall.</b>

1139
01:17:47,066 --> 01:17:49,102
<b>I really
need you to leave.</b>

1140
01:17:53,139 --> 01:17:56,309
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="
in the other room.</b>

1141
01:18:01,414 --> 01:18:02,682
<b>Please.</b>

1142
01:18:05,218 --> 01:18:07,420
<b>I had a bad day.</b>

1143
01:18:10,089 --> 01:18:12,892
<b>Can I call someone?
Is your mother home?</b>

1144
01:18:32,845 --> 01:18:34,047
<b>[gasps]</b>

1145
01:18:35,683 --> 01:18:36,950
<b>[chuckling]</b>

1146
01:18:50,363 --> 01:18:51,364
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="

1147
01:19:02,676 --> 01:19:04,143
<b>[laughing]</b>

1148
01:19:09,550 --> 01:19:10,750
<b>[sniffling]</b>

1149
01:19:13,853 --> 01:19:15,421
<b>[laughing]</b>

1150
01:19:20,460 --> 01:19:22,061
<b>[sirens wailing]</b>

1151
01:19:30,403 --> 01:19:32,372
<b>[continues laughing]</b>

1152
01:19:38,911 --> 01:19:40,847
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="
- [man] Shut up!</b>

1153
01:19:40,913 --> 01:19:43,216
<b>[continues laughing]</b>

1154
01:19:48,888 --> 01:19:51,391
<b>[heart monitor beeping]</b>

1155
01:19:59,832 --> 01:20:01,367
<b>Hey, Penny.</b>

1156
01:20:03,737 --> 01:20:05,204
<b>Penny Fleck.</b>

1157
01:20:13,146 --> 01:20:15,214
<b>I always hated
that name.</b>

1158
01:20:18,519 --> 01:20:20,853
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="

1159
01:20:22,690 --> 01:20:25,391
<b>that my laugh
was a condition?</b>

1160
01:20:26,627 --> 01:20:29,095
<b>That there was
something wrong with me?</b>

1161
01:20:31,964 --> 01:20:33,333
<b>There isn't.</b>

1162
01:20:36,035 --> 01:20:38,104
<b>That's the real me.</b>

1163
01:20:38,171 --> 01:20:39,972
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="

1164
01:20:41,941 --> 01:20:44,511
Happy. Hmm

1165
01:20:47,781 --> 01:20:50,416
<b>I haven't been happy</b>

1166
01:20:50,483 --> 01:20:53,086
<b>one minute of
my entire fucking life.</b>

1167
01:20:59,859 --> 01:21:01,394
<b>You know
what's funny?</b>

1168
01:21:03,996 --> 01:21:06,032
<b>You know what really
makes me laugh?</b></font>

1169
01:21:08,134 --> 01:21:10,870
<b>I used to think that my
life was a tragedy...</b>

1170
01:21:11,404 --> 01:21:12,405
<b>[grunts]</b>

1171
01:21:12,472 --> 01:21:14,541
<b>...but now I realize</b>

1172
01:21:14,608 --> 01:21:16,275
<b>it's a fucking comedy.</b>

1173
01:21:17,110 --> 01:21:18,311
<b>[muffled grunting]</b>

1174
01:21:18,378 --> 01:21:20,246
<b>[heart monitor
beeping rapidly]</b></font>

1175
01:21:21,548 --> 01:21:24,050
<b>[Penny fighting]</b>

1176
01:21:30,557 --> 01:21:32,225
<b>[muffled screaming]</b>

1177
01:21:41,334 --> 01:21:43,202
<b>[heart monitor
stops beeping]</b>

1178
01:21:59,653 --> 01:22:00,987
<b>[exhales]</b>

1179
01:22:08,161 --> 01:22:10,229
<b>- [music playing]
- [audience applauding]</b>

1180
01:22:11,899 --> 01:22:14,033
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="

1181
01:22:14,100 --> 01:22:15,968
<b>- [music playing]
- [audience applauding]</b>

1182
01:22:24,110 --> 01:22:25,512
<b>[fast-forwarding]</b>

1183
01:22:26,713 --> 01:22:28,181
<b>[Murray] A very fine actor.</b>

1184
01:22:28,247 --> 01:22:31,050
<b>He's got a new movie
called American Playboy</b>

1185
01:22:31,117 --> 01:22:32,886
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="
across the country.</b>

1186
01:22:32,952 --> 01:22:35,021
<b>Will you please
welcome a good friend</b>

1187
01:22:35,087 --> 01:22:37,156
<b>of the show,
Mr. Ethan Chase.</b>

1188
01:22:37,223 --> 01:22:39,593
<b>- [music playing]
- [audience applauding]</b>

1189
01:22:56,710 --> 01:22:58,679
<b>Good to see you, Ethan.
You're looking great, Ethan.</b>

1190
01:22:58,745 --> 01:23:00,514
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="
You're looking good yourself.</b>

1191
01:23:00,581 --> 01:23:02,215
[b>[Murray] Ah,
can't complain.</b>

1192
01:23:02,281 --> 01:23:04,618
<b>Hey, Murray.
Thanks so much for having...</b>

1193
01:23:05,886 --> 01:23:07,320
<b>Hey, Murray.</b>

1194
01:23:07,386 --> 01:23:09,455
<b>Thank you so much for
having me on the show.</b>

1195
01:23:09,523 --> 01:23:12,024
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="
dream of mine.</b>

1196
01:23:14,060 --> 01:23:15,361
<b>[Murray] I'm nervous
right now.</b>

1197
01:23:15,428 --> 01:23:16,797
<b>[audience laughing on video]</b>

1198
01:23:16,864 --> 01:23:19,198
<b>- [Ethan] You are?
- [Murray] I am nervous.</b>

1199
01:23:19,265 --> 01:23:21,467
<b>Hey, Murray.
I've been on...</b>

1200
01:23:21,535 --> 01:23:22,769
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="

1201
01:23:23,871 --> 01:23:25,672
<b>[sighs]</b>

1202
01:23:25,739 --> 01:23:26,740
<b>[continues muttering]</b>

1203
01:23:34,247 --> 01:23:36,015
<b>I'm sorry.
What's that?</b>

1204
01:23:37,116 --> 01:23:39,151
<b>Oh, that's
very funny, Murray.</b>

1205
01:23:40,186 --> 01:23:42,388
<b>You know,
I'm also a comedian.</b>

1206
01:23:42,455 --> 01:23:43,891
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="
to hear a joke?</b>

1207
01:23:43,957 --> 01:23:44,992
<b>[audience cheering]</b>

1208
01:23:45,057 --> 01:23:47,761
<b>Yeah?
All of you?</b>

1209
01:23:47,828 --> 01:23:49,028
<b>Okay.</b>

1210
01:23:51,865 --> 01:23:52,933
<b>Knock...</b>

1211
01:23:53,000 --> 01:23:54,300
<b>Knock, knock.</b>

1212
01:23:56,870 --> 01:23:58,271
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="

1213
01:24:02,709 --> 01:24:04,377
<b>- [chuckles]
- [audience laughing]</b>

1214
01:24:08,015 --> 01:24:09,448
<b>Knock, knock.</b>

1215
01:24:10,951 --> 01:24:12,553
<b>[gun clicks]</b>

1216
01:24:12,619 --> 01:24:15,022
<b>- [audience laughing]
- [gun clatters]</b>

1217
01:24:15,087 --> 01:24:17,089
<b>[audience applauding]</b>

1218
01:24:19,125 --> 01:24:21,060
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="

1219
01:25:48,381 --> 01:25:50,517
<b>- [doorbell buzzing]
- [music continues playing]</b>

1220
01:26:03,997 --> 01:26:05,464
<b>[doorbell buzzing insistently]</b>

1221
01:26:06,733 --> 01:26:07,801
<b>Coming.</b>

1222
01:26:18,879 --> 01:26:20,279
<b>[Gary] Hey, Arthur.</b>

1223
01:26:20,346 --> 01:26:21,548
<b>How's it going?</b>

1224
01:26:22,348 --> 01:26:24,151
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="

1225
01:26:24,216 --> 01:26:25,819
<b>Come on in.</b>

1226
01:26:25,886 --> 01:26:27,186
<b>Did you get
a new gig?</b>

1227
01:26:27,754 --> 01:26:29,221
<b>No.</b>

1228
01:26:29,288 --> 01:26:32,592
<b>Oh, you must be going down
to that rally at City Hall.</b>

1229
01:26:32,659 --> 01:26:34,460
<b>I hear
it's gonna be nuts.</b>

1230
01:26:34,528 --> 01:26:36,395
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="

1231
01:26:36,963 --> 01:26:38,632
<b>Yeah.</b>

1232
01:26:38,699 --> 01:26:40,433
<b>What's with
the makeup then?</b>

1233
01:26:41,802 --> 01:26:43,269
<b>My mom died.</b>

1234
01:26:43,335 --> 01:26:44,705
<b>I'm celebrating.</b>

1235
01:26:45,438 --> 01:26:46,506
<b>Right. We heard.</b>

1236
01:26:46,573 --> 01:26:48,175
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="
we came by.</b>

1237
01:26:48,240 --> 01:26:51,078
<b>We figured, you know,
you could use some cheering up.</b>

1238
01:26:51,144 --> 01:26:52,913
<b>[Arthur] Aw, that's sweet.</b>

1239
01:26:52,979 --> 01:26:56,449
<b>But, no, I feel good.</b>

1240
01:26:56,516 --> 01:26:58,284
<b>Yeah, I stopped
taking my medication.</b>

1241
01:26:58,350 --> 01:27:00,252
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="
a lot better now.</b>

1242
01:27:02,155 --> 01:27:04,758
<b>Oh, okay.
Good for you.</b>

1243
01:27:06,660 --> 01:27:09,629
<b>So, hey, listen,
I don't know if you heard,</b>

1244
01:27:09,696 --> 01:27:12,766
<b>but the cops have been
coming around the shop,</b>

1245
01:27:12,833 --> 01:27:16,803
<b>talking to all the guys
about those subway murders.</b>

1246
01:27:16,870 --> 01:27:18,905
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="
- They didn't talk to me.</b>

1247
01:27:20,674 --> 01:27:23,777
<b>That's because the suspect
was a regular-sized person.</b>

1248
01:27:23,844 --> 01:27:26,646
<b>If it was a fucking midget,
you'd be in jail right now.</b>

1249
01:27:27,480 --> 01:27:29,281
<b>[Arthur laughing]</b>

1250
01:27:32,284 --> 01:27:33,553
<b>Anyway, um,</b>

1251
01:27:33,620 --> 01:27:37,691
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="
they talked to you,</b>

1252
01:27:37,758 --> 01:27:39,192
<b>and now
they're looking for me,</b>

1253
01:27:39,258 --> 01:27:40,794
<b>and I just wanna know
what you said.</b>

1254
01:27:40,861 --> 01:27:42,662
<b>Make sure
our stories line up.</b>

1255
01:27:42,729 --> 01:27:45,632
<b>- Seeing as how you're my boy.
- Yeah, that's important.</b>

1256
01:27:45,699 --> 01:27:47,501
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="
- You know what I mean?</b>

1257
01:27:47,567 --> 01:27:49,703
<b>Thank you, Randall.
Thank you so much.</b>

1258
01:27:49,770 --> 01:27:51,037
<b>- [Randall groaning]
- [Gary screaming]</b>

1259
01:27:55,142 --> 01:27:56,610
<b>[Gary] Arthur!</b>

1260
01:27:56,676 --> 01:27:58,344
<b>- No!
- [Randall's head thudding]</b>

1261
01:27:59,411 --> 01:28:00,614
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="

1262
01:28:01,882 --> 01:28:02,883
<b>No!</b>

1263
01:28:04,383 --> 01:28:05,819
<b>- [Arthur panting]
- [Gary sobbing]</b>

1264
01:28:10,624 --> 01:28:12,759
<b>Why would
you do that, Arthur?</b>

1265
01:28:12,826 --> 01:28:15,529
<b>- [breathing rapidly]
- [Gary continues sobbing]</b>

1266
01:28:33,747 --> 01:28:36,082
<b>Do you watch
The Murray Franklin Show?</b></font>

1267
01:28:36,149 --> 01:28:37,684
<b>- [Gary whimpering]
- Yeah.</b>

1268
01:28:38,752 --> 01:28:40,921
<b>I'm gonna be
on tonight.</b>

1269
01:28:40,987 --> 01:28:42,622
<b>[whimpering]</b>

1270
01:28:44,825 --> 01:28:46,827
<b>[in cockney accent]
It fucking crazy, innit?</b>

1271
01:28:46,893 --> 01:28:48,762
<b>Me on the telly.</b>

1272
01:28:50,597 --> 01:28:52,766
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="

1273
01:28:53,967 --> 01:28:55,035
<b>[normal voice] What?</b>

1274
01:29:00,040 --> 01:29:01,508
<b>It's okay, Gary.</b>

1275
01:29:01,575 --> 01:29:02,909
<b>You can go.</b>

1276
01:29:02,976 --> 01:29:03,977
<b>[Gary groaning]</b>

1277
01:29:05,245 --> 01:29:06,947
<b>I'm not gonna
hurt you.</b>

1278
01:29:09,916 --> 01:29:11,417
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="

1279
01:29:11,483 --> 01:29:13,753
<b>Don't look.
Just go.</b>

1280
01:29:18,424 --> 01:29:19,626
<b>[Arthur yells]</b>

1281
01:29:20,560 --> 01:29:22,095
<b>[whimpering]</b>

1282
01:29:26,199 --> 01:29:27,399
<b>[crying] Fuck.</b>

1283
01:29:28,134 --> 01:29:29,502
<b>[sighs tearfully]</b>

1284
01:29:32,438 --> 01:29:33,840
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="

1285
01:29:33,907 --> 01:29:35,809
<b>Yeah?</b>

1286
01:29:35,876 --> 01:29:38,612
<b>[stammering] Arthur,
can you get the lock?</b>

1287
01:29:41,781 --> 01:29:43,083
<b>Shit.</b>

1288
01:29:43,149 --> 01:29:44,718
<b>Sorry, Gary.</b>

1289
01:29:55,528 --> 01:29:56,796
<b>Gary?</b>

1290
01:29:56,863 --> 01:29:57,864
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="

1291
01:30:00,100 --> 01:30:02,969
<b>You were the only one
that was ever nice to me.</b>

1292
01:30:05,038 --> 01:30:06,405
<b>Skedaddle.</b>

1293
01:30:10,176 --> 01:30:11,511
<b>[exhales]</b>

1294
01:30:15,348 --> 01:30:17,517
<b>[rock music playing]</b>

1295
01:30:21,721 --> 01:30:22,923
<b>[elevator bell dings]</b>

1296
01:31:02,595 --> 01:31:04,597
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="

1297
01:31:33,393 --> 01:31:34,928
<b>Hey, Arthur!</b>

1298
01:31:34,995 --> 01:31:36,429
<b>We need to talk.</b>

1299
01:31:36,495 --> 01:31:37,597
<b>[Arthur] Oh!</b>

1300
01:31:37,664 --> 01:31:39,866
<b>Hey! Stop, Arthur!</b>

1301
01:31:45,205 --> 01:31:46,272
<b>[Garrity] Arthur!</b>

1302
01:31:48,742 --> 01:31:50,643
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="
Out of the way!</b>

1303
01:31:53,580 --> 01:31:54,781
<b>[Burke] Move!</b>

1304
01:31:56,583 --> 01:31:57,784
<b>- [horns honking]
- Arthur!</b>

1305
01:31:58,618 --> 01:32:00,020
<b>Shit.</b>

1306
01:32:02,322 --> 01:32:03,590
<b>[detectives] Hey! Hey!</b>

1307
01:32:10,430 --> 01:32:11,631
<b>[Garrity] Arthur, stop!</b>

1308
01:32:17,203 --> 01:32:18,204
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="

1309
01:32:19,906 --> 01:32:22,208
<b>[announcer on PA] Now
departing, O-Train, downtown.</b>

1310
01:32:23,977 --> 01:32:25,979
<b>Stand clear of
the closing doors.</b>

1311
01:32:28,181 --> 01:32:29,182
<b>[panting]</b>

1312
01:32:35,321 --> 01:32:38,024
<b>Hold that train!
Hold it!</b>

1313
01:32:39,759 --> 01:32:41,961
<b>Get out!
Get outta here!</b></font>

1314
01:32:42,028 --> 01:32:43,863
<b>[announcer on PA]
Next stop, Bedford Park.</b>

1315
01:32:52,572 --> 01:32:53,940
<b>[crowd yelling]</b>

1316
01:32:58,244 --> 01:32:59,312
<b>Masks off!</b>

1317
01:32:59,379 --> 01:33:00,880
<b>Get your mask off!</b>

1318
01:33:01,549 --> 01:33:03,349
<b>Signs down! Now!</b>

1319
01:33:12,492 --> 01:33:14,060
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="

1320
01:33:15,195 --> 01:33:16,262
<b>Signs down.</b>

1321
01:33:20,834 --> 01:33:22,168
<b>What the fuck!</b>

1322
01:33:23,336 --> 01:33:24,838
<b>[both grunting]</b>

1323
01:33:24,904 --> 01:33:26,272
<b>- [man] Beat his ass!
- [crowd shouting]</b>

1324
01:33:32,846 --> 01:33:34,548
<b>Stop fighting! Police!</b>

1325
01:33:34,614 --> 01:33:36,916
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="

1326
01:33:38,852 --> 01:33:41,154
<b>Get down!
Get the fuck back!</b>

1327
01:33:42,222 --> 01:33:43,223
<b>Police! Get down.</b>

1328
01:33:43,957 --> 01:33:45,258
<b>Get the fuck down!</b>

1329
01:33:49,863 --> 01:33:52,365
<b>Stay the fuck back!
Down!</b>

1330
01:33:52,999 --> 01:33:54,200
<b>[gunshot]</b>

1331
01:33:54,267 --> 01:33:55,268
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="

1332
01:33:55,869 --> 01:33:57,070
<b>What the...</b>

1333
01:34:00,373 --> 01:34:01,374
<b>Arthur!</b>

1334
01:34:02,041 --> 01:34:03,009
<b>Burke!</b>

1335
01:34:03,076 --> 01:34:04,512
<b>- [Arthur laughing]
- [crowd shouting]</b>

1336
01:34:04,578 --> 01:34:06,146
<b>Don't do it!</b>

1337
01:34:18,559 --> 01:34:19,759
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="

1338
01:34:55,828 --> 01:34:57,297
<b>Two officers on the train</b>

1339
01:34:57,363 --> 01:34:58,632
<b>were violently confronted
by the crowd,</b>

1340
01:34:58,698 --> 01:35:00,133
<b>and tonight are in serious</b>

1341
01:35:00,200 --> 01:35:02,368
<b>but stable condition
at Gotham Metropolitan.</b>

1342
01:35:02,435 --> 01:35:04,572
<b>- [laughs]
- We're going live now to</b></font>

1343
01:35:04,638 --> 01:35:06,272
<b>co-anchor Courtney Weathers,</b>

1344
01:35:06,339 --> 01:35:08,041
<b>who's standing by outside
the Bedford Park Station,</b>

1345
01:35:08,107 --> 01:35:10,043
<b>near where the shooting
took place.</b>

1346
01:35:10,109 --> 01:35:12,212
<b>Courtney,
what's the scene there?</b>

1347
01:35:12,278 --> 01:35:13,413
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="

1348
01:35:13,479 --> 01:35:14,480
<b>[door opens]</b>

1349
01:35:17,217 --> 01:35:18,251
<b>Murray.</b>

1350
01:35:18,318 --> 01:35:19,919
<b>Hey, hey, hey.
It's Mr. Franklin, buddy.</b>

1351
01:35:19,986 --> 01:35:22,488
<b>Oh, come on, Gene.
That's all bullshit.</b>

1352
01:35:23,557 --> 01:35:24,924
<b>Thank you, Murray.</b>

1353
01:35:25,892 --> 01:35:28,027
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="
I know you.</b>

1354
01:35:28,094 --> 01:35:30,230
<b>I've been
watching you forever.</b>

1355
01:35:30,296 --> 01:35:31,464
<b>Thank you.</b>

1356
01:35:31,532 --> 01:35:32,899
<b>What's with the face?</b>

1357
01:35:32,966 --> 01:35:35,134
<b>I mean,
are you part of the protest?</b>

1358
01:35:35,201 --> 01:35:36,236
<b>No.</b>

1359
01:35:36,302 --> 01:35:38,639
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="
in any of that.</b>

1360
01:35:38,706 --> 01:35:40,608
<b>I don't believe
in anything.</b>

1361
01:35:40,674 --> 01:35:42,576
<b>I just thought it'd
be good for my act.</b>

1362
01:35:42,643 --> 01:35:44,244
<b>For your act?
Didn't you hear</b>

1363
01:35:44,310 --> 01:35:45,845
<b>what happened on the subway?
Some clown got killed.</b>

1364
01:35:45,912 --> 01:35:47,413
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="
He's aware of that. Yeah.</b>

1365
01:35:47,480 --> 01:35:48,982
<b>No, I hadn't heard.</b>

1366
01:35:49,048 --> 01:35:50,316
<b>- Yeah.
- You see? This is</b>

1367
01:35:50,383 --> 01:35:51,851
<b>what I'm telling you.
The audience is</b>

1368
01:35:51,918 --> 01:35:53,086
<b>gonna go crazy
if you put this guy on.</b>

1369
01:35:53,152 --> 01:35:54,988
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="
but not a whole segment.</b>

1370
01:35:55,054 --> 01:35:57,790
<b>Gene, it's gonna work.
It's gonna work.</b>

1371
01:35:57,857 --> 01:36:00,460
<b>- We're gonna go with it.
- [Arthur and Murray laugh]</b>

1372
01:36:00,527 --> 01:36:01,928
<b>Thank you, Murray.</b>

1373
01:36:01,995 --> 01:36:03,229
<b>Couple rules, though.</b>

1374
01:36:03,296 --> 01:36:05,298
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="
No off-color material.</b>

1375
01:36:05,365 --> 01:36:06,799
<b>We do a clean show.</b>

1376
01:36:06,866 --> 01:36:08,067
<b>- Okay?
- Mmm-hmm.</b>

1377
01:36:08,134 --> 01:36:09,737
<b>You'll go on
right after Dr. Sally.</b>

1378
01:36:09,802 --> 01:36:10,870
<b>I love Dr. Sally.</b>

1379
01:36:10,937 --> 01:36:12,305
<b>Good, good.
Someone will</b></font>

1380
01:36:12,372 --> 01:36:14,675
<b>- come and get you, okay?
- Okay. Perfect.</b>

1381
01:36:14,742 --> 01:36:15,842
<b>Good luck.</b>

1382
01:36:15,908 --> 01:36:17,110
<b>- Thanks, Murray.
- Okay.</b>

1383
01:36:18,077 --> 01:36:21,515
<b>- Murray, one small thing.
- Yeah.</b>

1384
01:36:21,582 --> 01:36:23,182
<b>When you
bring me out,</b>

1385
01:36:23,249 --> 01:36:25,218
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="
introduce me as Joker?</b>

1386
01:36:25,285 --> 01:36:27,487
<b>What's wrong
with your real name?</b>

1387
01:36:27,554 --> 01:36:30,223
<b>That's what you
called me on the show.</b>

1388
01:36:30,290 --> 01:36:31,457
<b>A joker.</b>

1389
01:36:31,525 --> 01:36:32,760
<b>Do you remember?</b>

1390
01:36:32,825 --> 01:36:34,695
<b>- Did I?
- [Gene] I don't know.</b></font>

1391
01:36:34,762 --> 01:36:37,297
<b>Well, if you say so, kid,
you know, Joker it is.</b>

1392
01:36:37,363 --> 01:36:38,431
<b>It's good.</b>

1393
01:36:38,498 --> 01:36:39,566
<b>Thanks, Murray.</b>

1394
01:36:52,412 --> 01:36:53,580
<b>[gun clicks]</b>

1395
01:37:01,421 --> 01:37:03,022
<b>[Murray] I'll try it,
you know,</b>

1396
01:37:03,089 --> 01:37:04,792
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="
wife will let me do it.</b>

1397
01:37:04,857 --> 01:37:06,092
<b>[audience laughing]</b>

1398
01:37:06,159 --> 01:37:07,561
<b>Maybe my next wife.</b>

1399
01:37:07,628 --> 01:37:09,362
<b>- [Murray laughing]
- [audience cheering]</b>

1400
01:37:11,197 --> 01:37:13,066
<b>You gotta see our next
guest for yourself.</b>

1401
01:37:13,132 --> 01:37:15,368
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="
guy could use a doctor.</b>

1402
01:37:15,435 --> 01:37:16,670
<b>- [audience laughing]
- [Dr. Sally] Oh!</b>

1403
01:37:16,737 --> 01:37:18,338
<b>Does he have
sexual problems?</b>

1404
01:37:18,404 --> 01:37:20,674
<b>[Murray] Oh, he looks like
he's got a lot of problems.</b>

1405
01:37:20,741 --> 01:37:22,308
<b>[audience laughing]</b>

1406
01:37:22,375 --> 01:37:24,678
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="
let's show that clip one last time.</b>

1407
01:37:24,745 --> 01:37:26,446
<b>[Arthur laughing
on video]</b>

1408
01:37:30,684 --> 01:37:33,986
<b>[Arthur] I hated
school as a kid.</b>

1409
01:37:35,421 --> 01:37:38,525
<b>But my mother
would always say,</b>

1410
01:37:38,592 --> 01:37:40,393
<b>[imitates Penny]
"You should enjoy it.</b>

1411
01:37:40,460 --> 01:37:43,262
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="
you'll have to work for a living."</b>

1412
01:37:43,329 --> 01:37:44,464
<b>[normal voice]
"No, I won't, Ma.</b>

1413
01:37:44,531 --> 01:37:46,667
<b>I'm gonna be
a comedian."</b>

1414
01:37:46,734 --> 01:37:48,602
<b>[Arthur laughing on video]</b>

1415
01:37:52,706 --> 01:37:56,442
<b>- [Murray] Okay. You may...
- [audience laughing]</b>

1416
01:37:56,510 --> 01:37:59,780
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="
clip of our next guest.</b>

1417
01:37:59,847 --> 01:38:02,616
<b>Now, before he comes
out, I just want to say</b>

1418
01:38:02,683 --> 01:38:04,083
<b>that we're
all heartbroken</b>

1419
01:38:04,150 --> 01:38:06,185
<b>about what's going on
in the city tonight.</b>

1420
01:38:06,252 --> 01:38:08,555
<b>But this is how he
wanted to come out,</b>

1421
01:38:08,622 --> 01:38:12,058
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="
I think we could all use a good laugh.</b>

1422
01:38:12,125 --> 01:38:15,361
<b>So, please welcome, Joker.</b>

1423
01:38:15,428 --> 01:38:17,631
<b>- [music playing]
- [audience applauding]</b>

1424
01:38:29,543 --> 01:38:31,310
<b>[audience cheering]</b>

1425
01:38:42,890 --> 01:38:44,490
<b>[audience whooping
and whistling]</b>

1426
01:38:56,969 --> 01:38:58,471
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="
all right, Doctor?</b>

1427
01:38:58,539 --> 01:38:59,972
<b>[audience laughing]</b>

1428
01:39:02,141 --> 01:39:04,711
<b>Well,
that was quite an entrance.</b>

1429
01:39:08,582 --> 01:39:10,416
<b>[scattered laughter
from audience]</b>

1430
01:39:11,350 --> 01:39:12,351
<b>You okay?</b>

1431
01:39:15,021 --> 01:39:16,422
<b>Yeah.</b>

1432
01:39:16,489 --> 01:39:19,459
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="
how I imagined it.</b>

1433
01:39:21,227 --> 01:39:23,095
<b>Well, that makes
one of us.</b>

1434
01:39:23,162 --> 01:39:24,665
<b>[audience laughing]</b>

1435
01:39:24,731 --> 01:39:25,732
<b>[audience applauding]</b>

1436
01:39:29,969 --> 01:39:32,171
<b>So, can you tell us
about this look?</b>

1437
01:39:32,238 --> 01:39:33,874
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="

1438
01:39:33,941 --> 01:39:35,809
<b>you mentioned that this look
is not a political statement.</b>

1439
01:39:35,876 --> 01:39:37,109
<b>Is that right?</b>

1440
01:39:37,176 --> 01:39:38,612
<b>That's right, Murray.
I'm not political.</b>

1441
01:39:38,679 --> 01:39:41,380
<b>I'm just trying to
make people laugh.</b>

1442
01:39:41,447 --> 01:39:43,650
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="
- [audience laughing]</b>

1443
01:39:44,518 --> 01:39:46,118
<b>[laughing]</b>

1444
01:39:51,525 --> 01:39:53,459
<b>So, I know
you're a comedian.</b>

1445
01:39:53,527 --> 01:39:55,394
<b>You been working on
any new material?</b>

1446
01:39:55,461 --> 01:39:56,763
<b>You wanna
tell us a joke?</b>

1447
01:39:57,698 --> 01:39:59,031
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="

1448
01:40:02,536 --> 01:40:03,537
<b>Yeah?</b>

1449
01:40:05,672 --> 01:40:06,673
<b>Okay.</b>

1450
01:40:10,243 --> 01:40:11,745
<b>[audience laughing]</b>

1451
01:40:12,713 --> 01:40:14,413
<b>He's got a book.</b>

1452
01:40:15,147 --> 01:40:16,717
<b>A book of jokes.</b>

1453
01:40:26,392 --> 01:40:28,160
<b>Take your time.
We got all night.</b></font>

1454
01:40:28,227 --> 01:40:29,997
<b>[audience laughing]</b>

1455
01:40:31,632 --> 01:40:32,633
<b>[Murray chuckles]</b>

1456
01:40:33,934 --> 01:40:36,369
<b>Okay, okay.
Here's one.</b>

1457
01:40:39,272 --> 01:40:41,942
<b>Knock, knock.</b>

1458
01:40:42,009 --> 01:40:43,476
<b>And you had to
look that up?</b>

1459
01:40:43,544 --> 01:40:45,311
<b>- [laughing]
- [audience laughing]</b></font>

1460
01:40:45,378 --> 01:40:47,113
<b>[audience applauding]</b>

1461
01:40:50,383 --> 01:40:52,285
<b>I want to
get it right.</b>

1462
01:40:53,954 --> 01:40:55,656
<b>Knock, knock.</b>

1463
01:40:55,722 --> 01:40:57,323
<b>Who's there?</b>

1464
01:40:58,491 --> 01:41:00,092
<b>It's the police, ma'am.</b>

1465
01:41:00,159 --> 01:41:02,094
<b>Your son's been hit
by a drunk driver.</b></font>

1466
01:41:02,161 --> 01:41:05,064
<b>- He's dead. [laughing]
- [audience gasps]</b>

1467
01:41:05,131 --> 01:41:06,365
<b>[plays sad note]</b>

1468
01:41:06,432 --> 01:41:08,167
<b>- [audience booing]
- Oh, no, no, no.</b>

1469
01:41:08,234 --> 01:41:10,102
<b>No, you cannot
joke about that.</b>

1470
01:41:10,169 --> 01:41:12,005
<b>Yeah, that's
not funny, Arthur.</b>

1471
01:41:12,071 --> 01:41:15,241
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="
humor we do on this show.</b>

1472
01:41:15,308 --> 01:41:17,611
<b>Okay. I'm...
Yeah, I'm sorry.</b>

1473
01:41:17,678 --> 01:41:22,181
<b>It's just, you know,
it's been a rough few weeks, Murray.</b>

1474
01:41:22,248 --> 01:41:23,784
<b>[chuckling]</b>

1475
01:41:23,850 --> 01:41:25,719
<b>Ever since</b>

1476
01:41:27,955 --> 01:41:30,524
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="
Wall Street guys.</b>

1477
01:41:30,591 --> 01:41:31,725
<b>[all gasp]</b>

1478
01:41:36,730 --> 01:41:39,098
<b>Okay, I'm waiting
for the punch line.</b>

1479
01:41:40,299 --> 01:41:42,268
<b>There is
no punch line.</b>

1480
01:41:43,402 --> 01:41:45,505
<b>- It's not a joke.
- [audience murmuring]</b>

1481
01:41:50,043 --> 01:41:51,177
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="
aren't you?</b>

1482
01:41:51,243 --> 01:41:52,478
<b>You're telling us
you killed</b>

1483
01:41:52,546 --> 01:41:53,680
<b>those three young men
on the subway?</b>

1484
01:41:53,747 --> 01:41:54,681
<b>[Arthur] Mmm-hmm.</b>

1485
01:41:54,748 --> 01:41:56,516
<b>And why should
we believe you?</b>

1486
01:41:56,583 --> 01:41:58,752
<b>I got nothing
left to lose.</b></font>

1487
01:42:00,554 --> 01:42:02,789
<b>Nothing can
hurt me anymore.</b>

1488
01:42:04,591 --> 01:42:05,659
<b>[laughs]</b>

1489
01:42:05,726 --> 01:42:09,228
<b>My life is
nothing but a comedy.</b>

1490
01:42:09,295 --> 01:42:11,230
<b>[audience booing]</b>

1491
01:42:12,331 --> 01:42:13,667
<b>Well, let me
get this straight,</b>

1492
01:42:13,734 --> 01:42:15,836
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="
those guys is funny?</b>

1493
01:42:16,570 --> 01:42:17,838
<b>I do.</b>

1494
01:42:17,904 --> 01:42:20,674
<b>And I'm tired of
pretending it's not.</b>

1495
01:42:20,741 --> 01:42:23,142
<b>Comedy is subjective,
Murray.</b>

1496
01:42:23,209 --> 01:42:25,045
<b>Isn't that
what they say?</b>

1497
01:42:25,112 --> 01:42:26,980
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="

1498
01:42:27,047 --> 01:42:29,583
<b>the system
that knows so much,</b>

1499
01:42:29,650 --> 01:42:32,485
<b>you decide
what's right or wrong.</b>

1500
01:42:32,552 --> 01:42:37,924
<b>The same way that you
decide what's funny or not!</b>

1501
01:42:39,191 --> 01:42:40,727
<b>[man] Get him off!</b>

1502
01:42:40,794 --> 01:42:44,765
<b>Well, okay,
I think I might understand</b></font>

1503
01:42:44,831 --> 01:42:46,399
<b>that you did this to
start a movement,</b>

1504
01:42:46,465 --> 01:42:49,102
<b>to become a symbol?</b>

1505
01:42:49,168 --> 01:42:50,671
<b>Come on, Murray.</b>

1506
01:42:50,737 --> 01:42:52,072
<b>Do I look like
the kind of clown</b>

1507
01:42:52,139 --> 01:42:53,674
<b>that could
start a movement?</b>

1508
01:42:53,740 --> 01:42:56,677
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="
because they were awful.</b>

1509
01:42:56,743 --> 01:42:59,412
<b>Everybody is awful
these days.</b>

1510
01:42:59,478 --> 01:43:01,782
<b>It's enough to
make anyone crazy.</b>

1511
01:43:01,848 --> 01:43:03,717
<b>[Murray] Okay.
So, that's it, you're crazy.</b>

1512
01:43:03,784 --> 01:43:06,419
<b>That's your defense for
killing three young men?</b>

1513
01:43:06,920 --> 01:43:08,454
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="

1514
01:43:08,522 --> 01:43:12,191
<b>They couldn't carry a
tune to save their lives.</b>

1515
01:43:12,258 --> 01:43:13,660
<b>[audience booing]</b>

1516
01:43:13,727 --> 01:43:17,831
<b>Oh, why is everybody so
upset about these guys?</b>

1517
01:43:17,898 --> 01:43:19,666
<b>If it was me
dying on the sidewalk,</b>

1518
01:43:19,733 --> 01:43:21,300
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="
right over me!</b>

1519
01:43:21,367 --> 01:43:23,537
<b>I pass you every day,
and you don't notice me.</b>

1520
01:43:23,603 --> 01:43:25,806
<b>But these guys, what,
because Thomas Wayne</b>

1521
01:43:25,872 --> 01:43:27,574
<b>went and cried about them on TV?</b>

1522
01:43:27,641 --> 01:43:29,943
<b>You have a problem
with Thomas Wayne, too?</b>

1523
01:43:30,010 --> 01:43:31,812
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="

1524
01:43:31,878 --> 01:43:35,481
<b>Have you seen what it's
like out there, Murray?</b>

1525
01:43:35,549 --> 01:43:38,652
<b>Do you ever actually
leave the studio?</b>

1526
01:43:38,719 --> 01:43:42,856
<b>Everybody just yells and
screams at each other.</b>

1527
01:43:42,923 --> 01:43:44,925
<b>Nobody's civil anymore.</b>

1528
01:43:44,991 --> 01:43:49,428
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="
like to be the other guy.</b>

1529
01:43:49,495 --> 01:43:52,331
<b>You think men like
Thomas Wayne ever think</b>

1530
01:43:52,398 --> 01:43:54,433
<b>what it's like to be
someone like me?</b>

1531
01:43:54,501 --> 01:43:57,369
<b>To be somebody but themselves?
They don't.</b>

1532
01:43:57,436 --> 01:43:59,539
<b>They think that
we'll just sit there</b></font>

1533
01:43:59,606 --> 01:44:02,274
<b>and take it,
like good little boys!</b>

1534
01:44:02,341 --> 01:44:04,678
<b>That we won't werewolf
and go wild!</b>

1535
01:44:04,745 --> 01:44:06,113
<b>You finished?</b>

1536
01:44:06,179 --> 01:44:08,715
<b>I mean, it's so much
self-pity, Arthur.</b>

1537
01:44:08,782 --> 01:44:10,416
<b>You sound like
you're making excuses</b>

1538
01:44:10,483 --> 01:44:11,885
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="
those young men.</b>

1539
01:44:11,952 --> 01:44:14,020
<b>Not everybody,
and I'll tell you this,</b>

1540
01:44:14,087 --> 01:44:15,622
<b>not everyone is awful.</b>

1541
01:44:17,657 --> 01:44:19,092
<b>You're awful, Murray.</b>

1542
01:44:19,159 --> 01:44:21,128
<b>Me? I'm awful?</b>

1543
01:44:21,194 --> 01:44:22,996
<b>Oh, yeah,
how am I awful?</b></font>

1544
01:44:25,132 --> 01:44:26,700
<b>Playing my video.</b>

1545
01:44:27,834 --> 01:44:30,737
<b>Inviting me
on this show.</b>

1546
01:44:30,804 --> 01:44:34,207
<b>You just wanted to
make fun of me.</b>

1547
01:44:34,273 --> 01:44:36,109
<b>You're just like
the rest of them.</b>

1548
01:44:36,176 --> 01:44:38,178
<b>You don't know the first
thing about me, pal.</b>

1549
01:44:38,245 --> 01:44:41,181
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="
because of what you did. What it led to.</b>

1550
01:44:41,248 --> 01:44:42,883
<b>There are riots
out there.</b>

1551
01:44:42,949 --> 01:44:44,518
<b>Two policemen are
in critical condition,</b>

1552
01:44:44,584 --> 01:44:45,952
<b>- and you're laughing.
- [laughs]</b>

1553
01:44:46,019 --> 01:44:47,486
<b>You're laughing.</b>

1554
01:44:47,554 --> 01:44:50,090
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="
because of what you did.</b>

1555
01:44:50,157 --> 01:44:51,725
<b>I know.</b>

1556
01:44:53,994 --> 01:44:55,562
<b>How about another joke, Murray?</b>

1557
01:44:55,629 --> 01:44:57,264
<b>No, I think we've had
enough of your jokes.</b>

1558
01:44:57,363 --> 01:44:58,565
<b>- What do you get...
- I don't think so.</b>

1559
01:44:58,632 --> 01:45:01,333
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="
a mentally-ill loner</b>

1560
01:45:01,400 --> 01:45:03,737
<b>with a society
that abandons him</b>

1561
01:45:03,804 --> 01:45:05,105
<b>and treats him
like trash?</b>

1562
01:45:05,172 --> 01:45:06,640
<b>Call the police, Gene!</b>

1563
01:45:06,706 --> 01:45:07,874
<b>- I'll tell you what you get!
- Call the police.</b>

1564
01:45:07,941 --> 01:45:09,609
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="
fucking deserve!</b>

1565
01:45:10,342 --> 01:45:12,512
<b>[audience screaming]</b>

1566
01:45:28,061 --> 01:45:29,763
<b>[laughing]</b>

1567
01:45:36,503 --> 01:45:38,370
<b>- [screaming continues]
- [gun clatters]</b>

1568
01:45:45,846 --> 01:45:49,448
<b>Good night.
And always remember, that's...</b>

1569
01:45:49,516 --> 01:45:51,751
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="

1570
01:45:54,386 --> 01:45:55,789
<b>[news anchor 1]
Breaking news.</b>

1571
01:45:55,856 --> 01:45:58,225
<b>Popular TV talk show host,
Murray Franklin</b>

1572
01:45:58,291 --> 01:46:00,660
<b>was shot dead tonight on the
live telecast of his program.</b>

1573
01:46:00,727 --> 01:46:02,963
<b>The man who was
introduced by Franklin</b>

1574
01:46:03,029 --> 01:46:05,999
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="
currently under arrest.</b>

1575
01:46:06,066 --> 01:46:08,802
<b>Police led the suspect
handcuffed out of the studio.</b>

1576
01:46:08,869 --> 01:46:10,604
<b>- [Arthur shouting]
- [overlapping chatter]</b>

1577
01:46:10,670 --> 01:46:13,039
<b>...merely just a punch
line to a joke...</b>

1578
01:46:13,106 --> 01:46:14,841
<b>[Arthur] You get what
you [bleep] deserve!</b></font>

1579
01:46:14,908 --> 01:46:16,142
<b>[reporter 1]
Looting and rioting</b>

1580
01:46:16,209 --> 01:46:17,677
<b>have intensified here...</b>

1581
01:46:17,744 --> 01:46:19,246
<b>[reporter 2] ...rioting
throughout the city.</b>

1582
01:46:19,312 --> 01:46:20,647
<b>[Arthur] ...with a society
that abandons him</b>

1583
01:46:20,714 --> 01:46:22,048
<b>and treats him
like trash?</b></font>

1584
01:46:22,115 --> 01:46:23,817
<b>[news anchor 2]
This mob of clowns...</b>

1585
01:46:23,884 --> 01:46:25,218
<b>[reporter 1] ...many
wearing clown masks.</b>

1586
01:46:25,285 --> 01:46:26,953
<b>[overlapping chatter
continues]</b>

1587
01:46:27,020 --> 01:46:28,989
<b>[Arthur] If it was me
dying on the sidewalk,</b>

1588
01:46:29,055 --> 01:46:30,657
<b>- you'd walk right over me.
- [news anchor 2] To all of</b></font>

1589
01:46:30,724 --> 01:46:32,158
<b>those who have been
ignored by the system.</b>

1590
01:46:32,225 --> 01:46:33,960
<b>[Arthur] And always remember,
that's life!</b>

1591
01:46:34,027 --> 01:46:35,328
<b>[reporter 3] And as you see,
Gotham is burning.</b>

1592
01:46:35,394 --> 01:46:37,429
<b>[music playing]</b>

1593
01:46:40,432 --> 01:46:42,802
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="

1594
01:46:49,009 --> 01:46:50,944
<b>[looters shouting]</b>

1595
01:46:55,582 --> 01:46:57,751
<b>[dispatcher chattering
on radio]</b>

1596
01:47:09,696 --> 01:47:11,564
<b>[shouting continues]</b>

1597
01:47:11,631 --> 01:47:13,099
<b>[store alarms ringing]</b>

1598
01:47:17,237 --> 01:47:18,838
<b>[laughing]</b>

1599
01:47:29,849 --> 01:47:32,285
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="
This isn't funny.</b>

1600
01:47:32,352 --> 01:47:33,753
<b>[officer 2] Yeah,
the whole fucking city's on fire</b>

1601
01:47:33,820 --> 01:47:35,922
<b>'cause of
what you did.</b>

1602
01:47:35,989 --> 01:47:38,425
<b>[dispatcher] All units,
fire reported, north of alley.</b>

1603
01:47:38,490 --> 01:47:40,126
<b>Code Four
for medical.</b></font>

1604
01:47:40,627 --> 01:47:42,195
<b>I know.</b>

1605
01:47:43,596 --> 01:47:45,865
<b>Isn't it beautiful?</b>

1606
01:47:45,932 --> 01:47:46,933
<b>[chuckles]</b>

1607
01:47:56,109 --> 01:47:57,777
<b>[looters shouting]</b>

1608
01:48:45,725 --> 01:48:47,961
<b>[shouting continues]</b>

1609
01:49:05,378 --> 01:49:07,013
<b>[sirens wailing]</b>

1610
01:49:28,201 --> 01:49:29,669
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="

1611
01:49:47,387 --> 01:49:49,189
<b>Hey, Wayne.</b>

1612
01:49:49,255 --> 01:49:51,324
<b>You get what you
fucking deserve.</b>

1613
01:49:51,391 --> 01:49:52,759
<b>No! Pal!</b>

1614
01:49:52,826 --> 01:49:54,194
<b>[Mrs. Wayne screaming]</b>

1615
01:49:57,363 --> 01:49:58,364
<b>[gunshot]</b>

1616
01:50:00,667 --> 01:50:01,768
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="

1617
01:50:01,835 --> 01:50:03,703
<b>[looters shouting]</b>

1618
01:50:06,473 --> 01:50:08,374
<b>[coughing]</b>

1619
01:50:33,133 --> 01:50:35,401
<b>[man] Come on,
get up!</b>

1620
01:50:35,468 --> 01:50:37,470
<b>Come on,
man, get up.</b>

1621
01:50:37,538 --> 01:50:39,205
<b>[crowd shouting and cheering]</b>

1622
01:52:02,155 --> 01:52:04,190
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="
shouting and cheering]</b>

1623
01:52:33,587 --> 01:52:35,221
<b>[Arthur laughing]</b>

1624
01:53:02,782 --> 01:53:04,317
<b>[continues laughing]</b>

1625
01:53:16,630 --> 01:53:18,898
<b>What's so funny?</b>

1626
01:53:22,703 --> 01:53:24,370
<b>Just thinking
of a joke.</b>

1627
01:53:25,938 --> 01:53:27,974
<b>[Arthur continues laughing]</b>

1628
01:53:43,323 --> 01:53:45,526
<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="
to tell it to me?</b>

1629
01:53:51,665 --> 01:53:53,466
<b>You wouldn't get it.</b>

1630
01:53:53,534 --> 01:53:55,868
<b>["That's Life" playing]</b>

1631
01:54:05,211 --> 01:54:07,146
<b>[Arthur]  That's life</b>

1632
01:54:08,448 --> 01:54:12,686
<b>And as funny
as it may seem</b>

1633
01:54:12,753 --> 01:54:15,789
<b>Some people
get their kicks</b></font>

1634
01:54:15,855 --> 01:54:18,726
<b>Stompin' on a dream</b>

1635
01:54:18,792 --> 01:54:22,929
<b>But I don't let it,
let it get me down</b>

1636
01:54:24,665 --> 01:54:27,200
<b>'Cause this
fine old world</b>

1637
01:54:31,904 --> 01:54:34,006
<b>["That's Life"
continues playing]</b>